Drunken Behaviour !
Discussion
As my flatmate and I walked out of the cinema last night and across the car park to the flat we could hear this loud talking, not shouting but very lud talking as if a loud stereo.
When we got to the gap in the car park the offending vehicle approached us.....loud stereo ???.....no
A red Nissan Sunny GIT with the sun roof open. Protuding from this sun roof by some 2 feet or so was a large red traffic cone. At the other end of this cone was an individual shouting profanities down said cone.
A sort of party political broadcast by the 'p1ssed party' !!!!!
LMAO !!!!
>>> Edited by johno on Friday 20th September 11:32
When we got to the gap in the car park the offending vehicle approached us.....loud stereo ???.....no
A red Nissan Sunny GIT with the sun roof open. Protuding from this sun roof by some 2 feet or so was a large red traffic cone. At the other end of this cone was an individual shouting profanities down said cone.
A sort of party political broadcast by the 'p1ssed party' !!!!!
LMAO !!!!
>>> Edited by johno on Friday 20th September 11:32
Good Effort!
On the other side of the coin, last night outside Chicago Rock in a Berkshire town I was approached by 2 yoofs who had been ejected for drunken behaviour who insisted on making a complaint of Libel pointing to the club logo( The sign says Chicago Rock and the DJ refused to play Iron Maiden so he called him a w
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The second wanted to make a complaint of theft on the basis that he had paid £3 to gain entry and been ejected for being a complete Knob head
and therefore had not had his complete value for money.
Both would not FCUK off when invited to but persisted in making their legal points fall on deaf ears to the point where they were both introduced to the merits of P.A.C.E 1984 and a microwave breakfast for being complete tossers
what is it with Yooves today? When I was a kid in the dark and distant past and had been sinking a few, If a copper told me to FCUK of I went pronto. I would never have stood and argued a p1ssed point of law.
r) The second wanted to make a complaint of theft on the basis that he had paid £3 to gain entry and been ejected for being a complete Knob head
and therefore had not had his complete value for money. Both would not FCUK off when invited to but persisted in making their legal points fall on deaf ears to the point where they were both introduced to the merits of P.A.C.E 1984 and a microwave breakfast for being complete tossers
what is it with Yooves today? When I was a kid in the dark and distant past and had been sinking a few, If a copper told me to FCUK of I went pronto. I would never have stood and argued a p1ssed point of law.
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Its just the incredible reverse logic these people display.....
I'm pissed an acting as a 'knobhead' but it must be someone elses fault !!!
Gotta luv 'em !
How many blankets do ya get these days and are the mattresses as thin as ever Madcop ??
Depends on how warm the custody Sgt sets the aircon and if he thinks you may
Matresses are as thin as ever
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You gave them breakfast?!?!?!
Surely they should have been kicked on their way in the morning with a thick ear full of advice?
Matt.
We have all the best facilities ( On suit with stainless steel seat on the throne, No lid though and crinkly paper with now wash your hands written on it)
P.A.C.E. says we have to accomodate their every need and if they are hungry, they get a (all day microwave) breakfast
, which is given to them after the blankets have been removed if they actually qualified for one in the first place 
>> Edited by madcop on Friday 20th September 15:25
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On the other side of the coin, last night outside Chicago Rock in a Berkshire town I was approached by 2 yoofs who had been ejected for drunken behaviour who insisted on making a complaint of Libel pointing to the club logo( The sign says Chicago Rock and the DJ refused to play Iron Maiden so he called him a w
The second wanted to make a complaint of theft on the basis that he had paid £3 to gain entry and been ejected for being a complete Knob head
Both would not FCUK off when invited to but persisted in making their legal points fall on deaf ears to the point where they were both introduced to the merits of P.A.C.E 1984 and a microwave breakfast for being complete tossers
what is it with Yooves today? When I was a kid in the dark and distant past and had been sinking a few, If a copper told me to FCUK of I went pronto. I would never have stood and argued a p1ssed point of law.
I imagine that they failed to pull and you unfortunately had to bear the brunt of their rampaging hormones after a couple of hours of staring at fat girls in short skirts (can you not book these girls for crimes against aesthetics?!) trying to pick up squaddies....
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We have all the best facilities ( On suit with stainless steel seat on the throne, No lid though and crinkly paper with now wash your hands written on it)
P.A.C.E. says we have to accomodate their every need and if they are hungry, they get a (all day microwave) breakfast
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