For the blokes here who suffer....

[neil_cardiff]

This chap is a martyr to us all

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

This is the advert for his book:

www.angrybedpositions.co.uk

The guy has wasted many of my employers work time...

[polar_ben]

Genius The "FAQ's for Americans" is pant-wettingly funny...

quote:
Hello, I'm American. What I'd like to do now is dribble out some pop psychology I saw an airport paperback writer talking about on Oprah once and which I've slavishly used as the basis of my whole life since because I really can't go to the effort of thinking anything through for myself. Clearly, I don't have the reading skills or the intellectual depth to claw my way above the crashingly literal, so I'll use this embarrassing lack of subtlety as a misplaced springboard from which to launch into a critique of your relationship. I'll probably say something like 'For the sake of the children', I simply won't be able to stop myself. Depending upon how I feel, I might even state that 'I have a good sense of humour' too, a fact which, tragically, I, myself, genuinely believe to be true. Can I have a 'I Don't Get It' badge please?

Certainly - there's a box of them by the door.