The Farm
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tycho

Original Poster:

12,272 posts

302 months

Tuesday 10th May 2005
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Channel 5 have surpassed themselves this time.....

Not only do they have the most annoying presenters ever (Colin & Justin) but the "celebrities" (in the loosest sense) are:

Emma (Major?)
Flavor Flave (Public Enemy)
Keith Harris & Orville
Mikey (Fix?)
Charlene (From Dallas)
Emma B (????)
Cicciolina (Porn Star turned politician)
Dave (Soap star boyfriend)
Lionel Blair (Give us a clue)
Ron Jeremy (Legendary Porn Star)


Where do they get these people from? Do they watch 10 year old TV and call the people they haven't seen on TV since?

What a load of rubbish.

catretriever

2,090 posts

271 months

Tuesday 10th May 2005
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Spinal Tap said:

Let's rock and roll
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay