Jobs you would be crap at

Jobs you would be crap at

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Big_M

Original Poster:

5,602 posts

269 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Having spent many months on Pistonheads I have discovered that being a Forum Moderator is a job that I would be absolutely crap at. Guess I must be thick skinned or spent too long working in a pub on the dock side at Harwich, as very little seems to offend me. I loved Flashers 'tattoo' and Essex Girl jokes and Mungos sexploits.

So what jobs do other PHers think they would be crap at?

Podie

46,644 posts

281 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Anything that involves work (said CarZee )

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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I would be a crap mechanic, I hate getting my hands dirty.

Ali_D

1,115 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Speed camera repair man

Scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Thinking about it, I would be a crap pub Landlord. I would not qualify for the Man Utd youth team either. Nor would I make money as a surrogate mother.

Fer

7,731 posts

286 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Driving instructor?

Style guru?

Oh, and I would be carp at proof reeder!

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Anything involving people...

Matt.

Podie

46,644 posts

281 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Anything involving people...

Matt.



aren't you in PR Matt?

GregC

81 posts

270 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Porn cameraman - my hands are too shakey

Deester

1,607 posts

266 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Anything that involved me not sitting with my feet up at my desk.

M@H

11,298 posts

278 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Car salesman..

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Diplomatic Service

Podie

46,644 posts

281 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Porn cameraman - my hands are too shakey



Shaking what exactly?

Podie

46,644 posts

281 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Diplomatic Service



ooh, I dunno - prime example of diplomacy, you are!

Marcos Maniac

3,148 posts

267 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Anything involving Customer or Public relations.

JonRB

75,836 posts

278 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Butler or Housekeeper. I'd be totally crap at that, as Cosmic will testify to.

DIGGA

41,086 posts

289 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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So it seems us PH'ers don't like to bite our tongues - I'd definately find it hard to do some kind of HR, ego managing job - far better just to say it like it is!

smifffy

1,997 posts

272 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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Subaru test driver.

M@H

11,298 posts

278 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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IT operations manager...


....Oh shit!

cotty

40,147 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th September 2002
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monk