Mr. Volvo - Farlington, Hampshire
Discussion
When approaching a roundabout it is customary in the UK to give way to cars already on it. Often it is not wise to try to T-Bone Chimaeras off the road during rush hour as the ensuing tail-back causes most motorists great concern.
It is only due to my wife's excellent reactions that you do not have a TVR shaped bonnet badge.
A piece of advice if I may, when approaching a roundabout you will notice some white lines painted on the road where your carriageway joins the roundabout. These lines mean you must give way to vehicles passing - even if you drive a Volvo.
Unfortunately my wife was so intent in avoiding all the other traffic and keeping our car in 1 piece she didn't manage to get your number, however, she travels the same route daily and no doubt so do you so soon we will have you number.
When in possesion of this I will be reporting you to the police for dangerous driving.
What will be more fun though is when I see you, you see I drive a company car which I am now getting tired of and am looking for a good reason to move it on. I long to see your face as I repay the compliment you paid my wife by gently ramming you. It will be of no consequnce to me as my lease company will provide me with another car should I be fortunate enough to write it off, I hope for your sake though you have to walk everywhere for the rest of your life.
Lots of love,
Mark.
P.S. You are a fcukwit
It is only due to my wife's excellent reactions that you do not have a TVR shaped bonnet badge.
A piece of advice if I may, when approaching a roundabout you will notice some white lines painted on the road where your carriageway joins the roundabout. These lines mean you must give way to vehicles passing - even if you drive a Volvo.
Unfortunately my wife was so intent in avoiding all the other traffic and keeping our car in 1 piece she didn't manage to get your number, however, she travels the same route daily and no doubt so do you so soon we will have you number.
When in possesion of this I will be reporting you to the police for dangerous driving.
What will be more fun though is when I see you, you see I drive a company car which I am now getting tired of and am looking for a good reason to move it on. I long to see your face as I repay the compliment you paid my wife by gently ramming you. It will be of no consequnce to me as my lease company will provide me with another car should I be fortunate enough to write it off, I hope for your sake though you have to walk everywhere for the rest of your life.
Lots of love,
Mark.
P.S. You are a fcukwit
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