Bread is dangerous!

[neil.b]

www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

Not that funny in itself but, it does sound scarily like all the "Speed Kills!" shrieking that goes on these days.

[Plotloss]

Have you read the story of that chap with the prosthetic face?

Sniffed a loaf to see if it was off, got mould spores up his nose that proceeded to eat his face off from the inside out.

Nasty stuff that bread...

[Racylady]

'Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.'

[neil.b]

Racylady said:

'Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.'

No laughing, it could happen! Science says it could happen!

[Ferg]

Weirdo Bread Site said:

A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

That's straight out of Chris Morris' thinking.

[pmanson]

Ferg said:

Weirdo Bread Site said: A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers. That's straight out of Chris Morris' thinking.

[RedDwarf]Would you like some toast...[/RedDwarf]

[MR2Mike]

Plotloss said:

Have you read the story of that chap with the prosthetic face? Sniffed a loaf to see if it was off, got mould spores up his nose that proceeded to eat his face off from the inside out. Nasty stuff that bread...

That would be Mark Tatum. The poor bugger died last month.

[dr strangelove]

Racylady said:

'Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.'

There's an element pf truth in this. Eat no Bread for a month. Then eat it before going to sleep for say 3 nights running. I guarantee your body temperature will begin to fluctuate, and there's a good chance you will begin to sweat quite a bit while you sleep.

[lunarscope]

[MarieAntoinette]Let them eat cake ![/MarieAntoinette]

[mybrainhurts]

This man needs bread......

[chief-0369]

mybrainhurts said:

This man needs bread......

I think he has had far, far too much bread (along with cakes, puddings and other fatty foods) dont you?

[jessica]

I love bread....
It doesnt love me.......

I have to eat a gluten free diet these days...
not a true caelic but def feel better for no bread.

No bloating
No Bowl probs.....(sorry!!!)

and Ten pounds lighter

[bilko2]

jessica said:

I love bread.... It doesnt love me....... I have to eat a gluten free diet these days... not a true caelic but def feel better for no bread. No bloating No Bowl probs.....(sorry!!!) and Ten pounds lighter

Noooo!
Jessica you have just blown the image i had of you right out of the water
ugh, no the legs are still there, phew!

[Fer]

jessica said:

No Bowl probs.....(sorry!!!)

Tin pin, or Crown green?

[gh0st]

MR2Mike said:

Plotloss said: Have you read the story of that chap with the prosthetic face? Sniffed a loaf to see if it was off, got mould spores up his nose that proceeded to eat his face off from the inside out. Nasty stuff that bread... That would be Mark Tatum. The poor bugger died last month.

effing hell!!!