OT: French Connection T-Shirts

[CarZee]

We've all seen the FCUK range of girly t-shirts with all sorts of dislexic suggestive messages on them... ho-hum indeed.

But - yesterday I saw a girl wearing one that said "Pot My Pink" by which I was quite taken a back..

I think I need a T-Shirt that reads.. "If You Insist..."

[mondeoman]

quote:

But - yesterday I saw a girl wearing one that said "Pot My Pink" .........

I hope you did !!!
We wont tell anyone, honest!!



>> Edited by mondeoman on Wednesday 11th September 11:06

[podie]

There's one written in French that goes something like "stop looking at my boobies" (arrette looking at mes boobies - sommat like that)... anyway, I enjoyed it.

Misses has got a "Fit Chick Unbelievable Knockers".. Podie likes that one too

>> Edited by podie on Wednesday 11th September 11:12

[incorrigible]

I saw a girl with "guess" written on her shirt

so I said..

"Thyroid problem?"

[blatantly nicked from Emo Philips ]

[raceboy]

quote:
But - yesterday I saw a girl wearing one that said "Pot My Pink" by which I was quite taken a back..

Hope it didn't say and then on to the brown, on the back

[podie]

quote:
Hope it didn't say and then on to the brown, on the back

- isn't there some rule that says you must pot the brown before the pink, otherwise it's a foul

[Simpo One]

Recall an advert where a geeky bloke is about to walk past a prtty girl. Her T-shirt says 'Hello Gorgeous!' on the front. He is suitably flattered and after passing her, turns back to look. The back of her T-shirt says 'Not you, stupid'.

Ah, clever women and silly men, that's what they like it these days. Try it the other way round though and you're sexist. Odd.

>> Edited by Simpo One on Wednesday 11th September 11:15

[CarZee]

Something like that Podie

Except that in this context, brown before pink is foul

:edit: Oh dear - there's a big ugly troglodyte looking bloke approaching with an enormous padlock

>> Edited by CarZee on Wednesday 11th September 11:16

[jeremyc]

quote:Misses has got a "Fit Chick Unbelievable Knockers".. Podie likes that one too

As modelled (very nicely ) here:


The T-shirt, not Mrs Podie.

[podie]

JeremyC - that's the T-shirt alright!

Mrs Podie's knockers are slightly more unbelievable though... (in a good way though!)

>> Edited by podie on Wednesday 11th September 11:19

[raceboy]

How come the young lady look quite comfortable in a t-shirt, but the blokes in the back ground look like they've just come back from climbing Everest?

[Size Nine Elm]

quote:
- isn't there some rule that says you must pot the brown before the pink, otherwise it's a foul

Remember to chalk your cue first, otherwise you might miscue. And to get into position, you might need a little screw. And maybe a bit on the side.

[jeremyc]

quote:How come the young lady look quite comfortable in a t-shirt, but the blokes in the back ground look like they've just come back from climbing Everest?

Ah, the full diversity of the 'St. Anton' look.

Full gory details here.

(thanks to pikeynet(tm))

[beano1197]

Is this turning into "GolfHeads" again? Big men, small balls?

Does Scruff know you're all talking about playing a round???

[scruff400]

Hey, I'm not green, I know this topic's come a fair way.

Hey CarZee, Podie said pot

>> Edited by scruff400 on Wednesday 11th September 11:35

[Marcos Maniac]

quote:We've all seen the FCUK range of girly t-shirts with all sorts of dislexic suggestive messages on them... ho-hum indeed.

But - yesterday I saw a girl wearing one that said "Pot My Pink" by which I was quite taken a back..

I think I need a T-Shirt that reads.. "If You Insist..."

Ive got one that says 'If you chalk my cue - I will pot your pink'

[podie]

quote:

quote:How come the young lady look quite comfortable in a t-shirt, but the blokes in the back ground look like they've just come back from climbing Everest?

Ah, the full diversity of the 'St. Anton' look.

Full gory details here.

(thanks to pikeynet(tm))

I assume this guy is feeling a right tit....





>> Edited by podie on Wednesday 11th September 11:45

[scruff400]

TAWT?

PART?

MTOHER FCUKER?

GYA?

Now we're just being silly.

[podie]

Mungo - glad someone appreciated it! (she doesn't look too chuffed! although he's obviously delighted!).

CNUT eh? why not NMUPTY - ? at least the target audience is easily identifiable!


Spotted: in the back of Loaded magazine - a load of T-shirts for sale... including "Boobs - wellbouncy.com" (based on the Boots logo)

Couple of other good ones there too...

[Marcos Maniac]

U WKANKER - sold in Blue inc shops