Just found a hair in my Biryani....

[Chilli]

I AM GUTTED. I practically live off the stuff...now I can't ever see me ordering it again.

Big old thing....2 inches long.....and curly.

[darker grapefruit]

This is the stuff of nightmares. You can try telling yourself that it came from a hareem of comely virgins, but this appears unlikely.

[croyde]

Don't mention it too loudly or everyone will want one, sir.

[Chilli]

All I can think of is some 'orrible sweaty geezer, scratching his pills then cracking on with cooking my lunch.

[6th Gear]

Did you finish the Biryani?

[oilydan]

Probably just a hair from the goat. Nothing to worry about.

They add them for colour and flavor, much like a saffron strand.

[cheddar]

Whatever you do don't get the subliminal thought 'Hairyani' in your head....

Doh!