Ways to stop a cat sitting on your car with claws

[beanbag]

OK! It said car instead of cats before!!!! D'OH!

Back to the question though. How do you stop cats sitting on your car and digging their claws in!??

As I said before, mine never went near my car but the neighbours cats do all the time and have put scratches all over my bonnet.

Worst still, you can't chase them off otherwise they panic and dig those claws in even further!!!!



Ideas anyone?

[moleamol]

Cut their feet off.

[Balmoral Green]

[Balmoral Green]

wait for it beanbag...













wait for it...













How about driving at 140mph?

[NiceCupOfTea]

[plug]

Try sitting the car on the cat.

[petros]

Connect the car to the Mains, should work a treat.

[Vesuvius996]

This happened to me when I was staying at a B&B.

"Fluffy" [bless ] sat on the 996 and then slid off with claws out.


Two words. RAT. POISON.

[Vesuvius996]

Actually, I am joking. Zymol gets the scratches out.

[anonymous-user]

Probably rubbish, but I've heard it suggested before that parking the car the other way around sometimes works.

[ultimasimon]

What? Like on its roof ?

[vixpy1]

ultimasimon said:

What? Like on its roof ?

never done that before

[rich1231]

vixpy1 said:

ultimasimon said: What? Like on its roof ? never done that before

Most of the ladies have though :-)))) j/k

[mxdi]

Cats used to set off my car alarm when they got on bonnet, usually at 3am

[Pigeon]

beanbag said:

WAYS TO STOP A CAT SITTING ON YOUR CAR WITH CLAWS

I suppose if you got some big claws, and glued them to the car with the sharp ends sticking out, they'd be a pretty good cat deterrent.

Or you could get one of those claw things that cranes grab things with, and use it to grab the cat when it looks like it's about to get on the car.

Or you could have big rotating drums with claws on, set around the car, so as to catch and sling away any approaching cats.

If you managed to get hold of a large number of tyrannosaurus claws, you could set them vertically in concrete around the car with the pointy ends facing outward, to form a kind of cheval-de-frise (chat-de-frise?)

It might be sufficient simply to get several lorry loads of claws and dump them in big piles all around the car, so the cat doesn't see it in the first place.

[Wacky Racer]

Pigeon said:

beanbag said: WAYS TO STOP A CAT SITTING ON YOUR CAR WITH CLAWS I suppose if you got some big claws, and glued them to the car with the sharp ends sticking out, they'd be a pretty good cat deterrent. Or you could get one of those claw things that cranes grab things with, and use it to grab the cat when it looks like it's about to get on the car. Or you could have big rotating drums with claws on, set around the car, so as to catch and sling away any approaching cats. If you managed to get hold of a large number of tyrannosaurus claws, you could set them vertically in concrete around the car with the pointy ends facing outward, to form a kind of cheval-de-frise (chat-de-frise?) It might be sufficient simply to get several lorry loads of claws and dump them in big piles all around the car, so the cat doesn't see it in the first place.

[imperialism2024]

I remember once seeing a failed Ford StreetKa commercial or something involving a cat deterrent device.......

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

[mxdi]

Yeah, need a remote automatic sunroof

[vixpy1]

I keep reading the title of this thread as .. 'ways to stop a car getting into your draws'

[BERGS2]

imperialism2024 said:

I remember once seeing a failed Ford StreetKa commercial or something involving a cat deterrent device....... Anyone know what I'm talking about?

this one?

cat lovers beware