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Restaurant Menu said:

@ £20.00per head Spicy salmon & cucumber maki sushi with soy – mirin dip Vegetable spring rolls with chilli & peanut dipping sauce Lime & coriander chicken skewers Chicken udon broth with lemon Stir fried soba noodles & tempura vegetables Thai green curry with chicken Seafood and chilli spaghettini & wilted spinach Coffee & desserts £3.50 p/head Caramelised banana rolls with raspberry compote choc honeycomb mousse Hot cherries, kirsch & vanilla ice cream or Pork and lemon grass deep fried wontons with balsamic & soy dip Coconut king prawns & sweet chilli dipping sauce Vegetable spring rolls with chilli & peanut dipping sauce Hot & Sour Prawn soup Grilled barramundi served with lemon, garlic, coriander and butter, with sauted vegetables Five spice beef fillet with asian mushrooms & sweet potato mash Black olive & feta ravioli with a cream, chilli & wild mushroom sauce Coffee & desserts £3.50 p/head Caramelised banana rolls with raspberry compote Choc honeycomb mousse Hot cherries, kirsch & vanilla ice cream

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After a few minor adjustments said:

@ £20.00per head Saucy girls & cucumber mini sushi skirts with soy – minge dip Roll in chilli & peanut dipping sauce Make ready your choked chicken skewers Chicken with plenty of lickin Stir fried stiff nipples & tempura (steamed) knickers Thai girls in curry with chicken legs Finish with a wilted spinach Coffee & ‘afters’ £3.50 p/head Caramelise your banana in rolls of raspberry compote a honey to comb your banana into mousse Hot chicks, and babes in vanilla ice cream @ £25.00per head Deep fry your pork wontons in Baltic chicks Become the Top Coconut or King Prawn by sweetly dipping in chilli sauce Spring rolls on, but it's chilli & your peanut is dripping sauce Expect Hot & Sour Prawns Prime beef curtains of asian bird covered in sweet potato mash Black fillets come with cream, chilli & wild sauce extra

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[UKBoB]

Made me laugh out loud there.