The day I came close to hell.......
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It almost happened on Tuesday evening....
I went out with the intention of buying a new car. My first port of call was.....
No!! It's still bothering me.....I almost succombed...and bought a....aaarrrgghh
BMW
Thank God some freak from Bradford had got there just before me and purchased it, saving me from a life of hypocrisy, years of wearing hair gel, a lifetime in the outside lane, cutting people up, tailgating, wearing suits with an unbuttoned shirt underneath the jacket, tanning cream, thrusting in and out of motorway traffic, up the inside at roadworks, 45 in a 30, 120 on the M6 toll then weave into the emptiest toll booth at the minute.....Jesus it could have been me...
Phew...
I went out with the intention of buying a new car. My first port of call was.....
No!! It's still bothering me.....I almost succombed...and bought a....aaarrrgghh
BMW
Thank God some freak from Bradford had got there just before me and purchased it, saving me from a life of hypocrisy, years of wearing hair gel, a lifetime in the outside lane, cutting people up, tailgating, wearing suits with an unbuttoned shirt underneath the jacket, tanning cream, thrusting in and out of motorway traffic, up the inside at roadworks, 45 in a 30, 120 on the M6 toll then weave into the emptiest toll booth at the minute.....Jesus it could have been me...
Phew...
flasher said:
a lifetime in the outside lane, cutting people up, tailgating, wearing suits with an unbuttoned shirt underneath the jacket, tanning cream, thrusting in and out of motorway traffic, up the inside at roadworks, 45 in a 30, 120 on the M6 toll then weave into the emptiest toll booth at the minute.....Jesus it could have been me...
What's wrong with that - I do that all the time?
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