Have they really got nothing better to do?
Have they really got nothing better to do?
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granville

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18,764 posts

290 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4416611.stm

As someone who harbours a profound contempt for much of the over nannying jobsworthism that only the public sector can devise these days, it was with a sense of yet further, I suppose, feeble inevitability, that this story limped into view, a tale which seemed concerned with wrapping up Albion's increasingly hapless subjects with even more fluffy, risk free, state-sponsored cotton wool.

The whole health & safety game is in clear jeopardy of entirely preventing man from arising of a morn, for fear of frankly, anything you care to mention.

The notion that office furniture - and all it's evil works - is so psychologically nightmarish, has me reaching for the guava juice already.

The UK taxpayer is now financing research into how to make offices softer. SOFTER???

I just can't believe we are now so ball bouncingly wet.

Can you honestly believe that in this day and age, we'd have been in any state, whatsoever, to fend off Adolfus & rabid wolverines?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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Can you even begin to imagine a 'soft' pit or trading floor?

This country is mad.

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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Considering how many days per year are lost to sickness, and considering how awful some offices are to work in (thank god I don't), I don't see its such a bad idea to invest in ways to reduce the sickness bill.

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

290 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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Plotloss said:
Can you even begin to imagine a 'soft' pit
Haven't they got mud in them

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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The ideal addition to any office...

Well, thinking about it, perhaps not this one.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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If my employers want to make my working environment more comfortable at their expense that is non of my concern, although my productivity is more closely linked to my salary tbh.
What i do object to is the pointless memos that keep appearing in my inbox from the H&S department regarding lab safety. The last one detailed the potential hazards of picking up something that was too heavy! Apparently some pillock picked up a centrifuge rotor they could barely move and hurt their back! Here's another one advising people not to look at open UV sources without appropriate shielding otherwise you'll go blind!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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Conversely, at Heathrow, if a heavy looking bag comes through without the heavy bag label on it they all rush to get there first.

6 months on the sick, ideal!

Actuarial rates for baggage handlers are shocking.

Wasnt Gazboy saying that there is a Hazmat sheet for Paper thats written on, you guessed it...

The French have the right idea about the HSE. They dont have one.

shadowninja

79,993 posts

311 months

Thursday 7th April 2005
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wtf! can't heard the background noise for the banging trance from my speakers