ATTRIBUTES OF A PERFECT ...CAR.

[scruff400]

See, it had to happen...

Fast, good looking, nice curves (sorry Nac!!).

Mine really...

[JonVickers]

Rattly in the morning, expensive to keep, high maintenance, requires frequent polishing...

[SGirl]

1. Starts first time
2. Is faster than all the other cars on the road
3. Makes a BIG noise!
4. Is a nice colour (well hey, isn't that always why we girlies buy cars??)
5. Has rocket launchers/machine guns fore and aft for chastising inconsiderate drivers
6. No running costs. Well you did say perfect!!

[Bodo]

- Built in right of way
- looks good, even when not washed

[Bodo]

- is socially debatable

[mel]

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Horny bird in passenger seat with big sasperella's!

Mungo V8 (I thought I'd use your full name) you have a mucky mind and beat me to it

[M@H]

Ability to fly.... ..now that would be cool !!!

[M@H]

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Ability to fly.... ..now that would be cool !!!

Paticularly in traffic when your in a hurry - with vertical take off and landing too - COOL!

Yep... perhaps large afterburners and stuff to scorch other motorists on VTOL ..this gets better !!

[M@H]

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Ability to fly.... ..now that would be cool !!!

Paticularly in traffic when your in a hurry - with vertical take off and landing too - COOL!

Yep... perhaps large afterburners and stuff to scorch other motorists on VTOL ..this gets better !!

Have you ever heard how loud a Harrier jumpjet is? That kind of noise to go with it too!

Yeah bu' izz it as laud as me Nova..wiv my new bass box pumpin'

[moleamol]

quote:Fast, good looking, nice curves (sorry Nac!!).

Stop being a girl, real cars don't need curves

[N17 TVR]

.....wheels

[scruff400]

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Stop being a girl, real cars don't need curves

Hmmm, designer only had a ruler then

[C8 UFO]

quite simple really, it needs to make me smile every time i drive it, whether it's ravaging the A9 or going to sainsburys. if i get out of it grinning every time, that's a success.
rear wheel drive goes without saying.

[moleamol]

A ruler and a lot of skill when it comes to making a real sports car. My car is bloody gorgeous, can you still see it in my profile? Can you? Gorgeous, that's what that car is, and it's quick. Very very quick.

[windsorphil]

Makes small children cry...
Makes men weep with envy...
Has magnetic "Lady Atrraction" qualities...

[scruff400]

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can you still see it in my profile? Can you?

Does she do it for you sir, does she. Do it, ooh sir, she does it for you doesn't she.

And no I can't.

[Imelda]

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[moleamol]

She does it for me big time Where can I put the pic so everyone can gaze in awe at my baby?

[mondeoman]

One that converts to a bed at the flick of a knob...........

[M@H]

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the flick of a knob...........

FnarrFnarr....