ATTRIBUTES OF A PERFECT WOMAN

[roadsweeper]

Since us PHers can't seem to get a consensus on anything else, I thought I would start another topic upon which we can argue endlessly , only we can have some fun at the same time with this one!

Also, before I get flamed, I suggest one of the PH ladies starts of a 'ATTRIBUTES OF A PERFECT MAN' thread - it will be as, or even more, interesting for the blokes to read than this one I suspect.

OK, I'm going to start us off (in no particular order):

(a) Intelligent
(b) Great legs
(c) Drives a sports car
(d) Ambitous
(e) Knockout smile (you know the ones

(I'm waiting for CarZee, mungo, etc. to come up with something really filthy before I post anything about bl0wj0bs, etc.

[PetrolTed]

Keep it clean lads...

[scruff400]

My ex.

[M@H]

sense of humour. !

[plotloss]

3ft, tilt and slide ears, a flat head and no teeth? Either that or asmahtic with small hands!

Sorry Ted, it had to be said.

Seriously though, as naff as it sounds, sense of humour is at the top of the list, that and big tits anyway!

Matt.

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

She's got to have an attribute that's found rarely in women:

The ability to make men laugh. With her, not at her.


And she's also got to have something to offer (no, not that way). There are so many women out there with absolutely nothing to offer. They might have the looks perhaps but then you try and have a conversation with them...... Give me personality any day.

Oh, and great puppies too.



>> Edited by Oi_Oi_Savaloy on Wednesday 4th September 14:03

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

So err, Mungo, why, if she was such a cracker, are you now single?

[CarZee]

A Mute Button

(you'd never guess I'm married )

>> Edited by CarZee on Wednesday 4th September 14:07

[SGirl]

quote:
So err, Mungo, why, if she was such a cracker, are you now single?

'Cos he can't leave his mobile phone at home??!

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

SGirl - would you care to elaborate on that?

Or am I being Mr Thicky from Thicksville?

[Alex200mph]

a girl that is a laugh is alway the best

[Alex200mph]

why your ex scuff?

[SGirl]

quote:
SGirl - would you care to elaborate on that?

See Mungo's threads on the many miscellaneous phone numbers he brings home with him after a night out and you'll know what I mean...

[SGirl]

quote:
Because she left me

Aww!! Feel sorry for you now.

>> Edited by SGirl on Wednesday 4th September 14:16

[scruff400]

quote:
Miss her but being single has it's attributes

Minus two though eh...

I wasn't being morbid before, mungo - she was perfect. Apart from the temper, jeez, oh and everything I did was wrong, and we didn't really laugh much... :shudder:

I'd still go for her type though:
Slim, dark skinned, long dark wavy mediterranean hair. Sensibly proportioned, nothing false. But
[reality check]
any one who can make me laugh and be a good friend, someone I would be proud to show off.
[/reality check]

Jesus, I sound like a friends reunited personal!!

[Spooky]

I thought all men wanted a virgin nymphomaniac. Ya know, not done anything with anyone but dead rude nonetheless.

Er, or that juss me....

*wanders off ashamed*

[Alex200mph]

Don't worry we'll find a couple of lucky ladies soon and have damn good fun trying a few out in the meantime!!


thats the spirit!

[scruff400]

quote:Don't worry Scruff, we'll have damn good fun trying a few out in the meantime!!

...pssst mungo old boy, we're starting to sound a bit sad.., don't want them to get the wrong impression

I pulld dis bird de ovver nite - knocked her Fg back out.

Me an mungo is 'ard...

>> Edited by scruff400 on Wednesday 4th September 14:26

[Alex200mph]

well judging by this the PH stud award should be going to ....?

[mel]

tits...........ok call me shallow and easily pleased.