I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

[tonyb]

Seems just that has happened! I just saw on the news that Darren Day has died. No details yet. There's nothing about it on ITV.com yet

[CarZee]

A likely story...

Did Nigel Benn beat him to death then?

[manu]

tony - are you joking?

[M@H]

course he's joking...

[JonRB]

Oh how I laughed. Oh how my sides split with mirth.

Ok, so what's the punchline to this fantastic joke then Tony?

[manu]

well you never know.. DD was crying yesterday - The Sun called him "Britains Most Hated Man"
Poor chap!

[scruff400]

quote:
so what's the punchline

Mr Blair will take his place.

[CarZee]

quote:The Sun called him "Britains Most Hated Man"

There speaketh the all-powerful arbiter of taste and truth... If the Sun said, then they're probably right

Unless you've worked with the people who produce the Sun, you cannot possibly guess at what a collectively unsound bunch of freaks they are..

That said, they can mostly be mistaken for normal people, unlike those on the Sunday Times who all look like they've just been ejected from the antiques roadshow by riot police

[DimmaDan]

Christine Hamilton chasing pigs round a pen last night made me laugh my head off, absolute classic.....

[Size Nine Elm]

Call me ignorant... thank you... but who is Darren Day when he's alive?

[Size Nine Elm]

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>> Edited by Size Nine Elm on Wednesday 4th September 13:54

[plotloss]

Cant Tarta Palmer Paininthearsington and Darren Gay please just enter into a suicide pact?

That would brighten my week up no end

Matt.

[CarZee]

Quite so Matt - that Tara Formula Palmer Audi woman is just dreadful. Tits like knots in a midge's penis too .

[Spooky]

Quite, CarZee. And that's AFTER her operation. Though whether the op was to reduce or enlarge the aforementioned baps is unknown. Looking at them myopically, I'd guess at the former.

Did she, perchance, buy your TT?

[CarZee]

quote:Did she, perchance, buy your TT?

Indeed she did