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whoateallthepies

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4,292 posts

263 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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To cut a long story short, I was working over the weekend and felt a bit of pain in my groin on Sunday night.

Turns out the constant bending and straightening to the fridges behind the bar had taken its toll.

Cue a trip to A&E on Monday night in lots of pain to be told that I have trapped and twisted my left kn*cker

They then told me that I did the right thing as this can lead to "torsion testicle", which can lead to surgical intervention to remove it

I still feel sick now!!

JagLover

46,737 posts

264 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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Actually I did have Torsion of the right testicle-they had to cut into the scrotum then correct it before sewing the whole thing up again.

Lets just say you feel a bit sore after the operation.....for quite a few months.

andy400

11,602 posts

260 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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Been there, done that, had the surgical intervention.

Not nice.

Especially when they

a) shave the area beforehand

b) drag a gaggle of about 20 student doctors in to examine the area afterwards

Sixteen years ago now, but oh what happy memories....

andy400

11,602 posts

260 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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PS They don't remove it, just untwist it!!

whoateallthepies

Original Poster:

4,292 posts

263 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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I tried to persuade the doctor to tell my other half it was caused by underuse, but don't seem to have got very far there

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

282 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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whoateallthepies is the name of my fantasy football team......star striker is Wayne Rooney!

meeja

8,290 posts

277 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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andy400 said:
PS They don't remove it, just untwist it!!


....and in my case, add a couple of permanant stitches to prevent it happening again.

When it happened to me (20 years ago now!!) I was walking like John Wayne for about a week following the op.

Mind you, I'm sure surgical techniques have improved somewhat since!

You have my sympathies.... it is a painful experience!

Especially as a 16 year old when you try and describe the symptoms to your mother!!!!

whoateallthepies

Original Poster:

4,292 posts

263 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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vetteheadracer said:
whoateallthepies is the name of my fantasy football team......star striker is Wayne Rooney!


I have always had some sort of pie related nickname!!

The training top at Uni was best, with my nickname and our sponsor on the back

"Pieman........sponsored by Leon's kebabs"

JagLover

46,737 posts

264 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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meeja said:

andy400 said:
PS They don't remove it, just untwist it!!



....and in my case, add a couple of permanant stitches to prevent it happening again.

When it happened to me (20 years ago now!!) I was walking like John Wayne for about a week following the op.

Mind you, I'm sure surgical techniques have improved somewhat since!

You have my sympathies.... it is a painful experience!

Especially as a 16 year old when you try and describe the symptoms to your mother!!!!


Oh it is painful-I was never so glad to go under general anesthetic.

It happended to me when I was young too-I was about 20 perhaps it is linked to sexual tension.

crankedup

25,764 posts

272 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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Don't listen to this lot they are talking bo11ocks

whoateallthepies

Original Poster:

4,292 posts

263 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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meeja said:

andy400 said:
PS They don't remove it, just untwist it!!



....and in my case, add a couple of permanant stitches to prevent it happening again.

When it happened to me (20 years ago now!!) I was walking like John Wayne for about a week following the op.

Mind you, I'm sure surgical techniques have improved somewhat since!

You have my sympathies.... it is a painful experience!

Especially as a 16 year old when you try and describe the symptoms to your mother!!!!


It would appear that it has not progressed to this point, I am quite pleased to say.

My other half has found it possibly the funniest thing ever (then I showed her a picture of her when she was in labour-revenge is sweet)

SiH

1,857 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th March 2005
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whoateallthepies said:
I tried to persuade the doctor to tell my other half it was caused by underuse, but don't seem to have got very far there


A likely story, the usual cause of a torted testis is being 'on the job' so to speak! Happened to a friend of mine who was a surgical trainee and he had to be admitted, examined and operated on by his own team. Oh how we laughed at the thought of him having his bollox felt by his boss!