Boot Stickers

[theboymoon]

Dear all,

Forgive me if this has been done before - I had a quick search in the archives and I don't think there has been a thread on this topic.....

Quite simple: What is the best sticker you have seen on the boot of a car? I dont mean the usual boring crap like 'keep you distance' or god squad stuff!

My two favourites are:

"No Hand Singnals - Driver eating a Pastie!"

and on the back of a micra "Short vehicle"

The worst one I ever saw was all over the back window of a maxxed up Escort RS turbo

"Pace, grace and serious bass"

ok ok, :illgetmecoat:

Moonie

[MGv8]

Back of a 5 GT turbo 2
"Dose my ass look big in this?"

[ohidunno]

'Novataken'

[flasher]

"wish my wife was as dirty as this car" is my personal favourite

[dougclayton]

'How's my Driving - call 0800 F**KOFF'

[bluesatin]

Both Ultimapaul and myself have MY OTHER CAR IS AN ULTIMA. Problems is most people don't know what an Ultima is even whe they see one!

[Spooky]

I've been looking for a "My other car is a Ford Ka" to stick on mi 'Lise!

[plotloss]

On the bottom of my personal plates (yet to go on the Tiv) it says 'My other car is a Mini' however, Flashers 'dirty' one aside (that is very good) my favourite is:

'If I wanted you up my arse, I would have kissed you first!'

Matt.

[CarZee]

quote:'How's my Driving - call 0800 F**KOFF'

Saw this on the back of a knackered old nova being driven by the most hideous belarded slapper ever.

If I were traffic plod, I'd nick anyone with that sticker for anything I could.

I mean, for all the things we discuss on here, surely it's sad rather than funny that someone can have a bumper sticker that practically says "I drive like a clueless twat and I love it so fcuk you!"

[scruff400]

quote:have a model badge that practically says "I drive like a clueless twat and I love it so fcuk you!"

Transit.




BTW CarZee, I'll try not to quote/missquote you anymore today!!

[CarZee]

quote:BTW CarZee, I'll try not to fcuk you anymore today!!

Good - me arse is red raw!

[mhibbins]

My mate swears blind he saw an uno with "TUBRO" written down the side.

Mark

[miniman]

"Mini owners do it in small spaces"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"You've been Mini'd"

"Small but perfectly formed"

:repeattackyminibasedstickersadnauseum

[Dazren]

OT - not a sticker.


Saw a picture a few months ago on the net. A biker on the freeway (in the US) and on the back of his T shirt it said:

"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off"

DAZ

[plotloss]

quote:
"Mini owners do it in small spaces"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"You've been Mini'd"

"Small but perfectly formed"

:repeattackyminibasedstickersadnauseum

There were two lads at the showdown in '96 with a stick on the back of their pickup that said 'Beetles can fcuk right off!' which I thought was nicely curt!

Matt.

[scruff400]

quote:
:repeattackyminibasedstickersadnauseum

OK



Edited, cause it's not funny any more, and makes the page go funny.

>> Edited by scruff400 on Wednesday 4th September 10:20

[Cotty]

Probably on the back of Andrew Green's car "My other car is the Thrust SSC"

[Dazren]

Does anyone know where I can get a sticker made up?

Something for the porsche I think...

"My other car is politically incorrect"

DAZ

[SFV]

I saw quite a nice one on a heavily stickered and liveried ex-rally Sierra Cosworth sitting in the Ring car park -

"Get in, sit down, shut up, and hang on!"

Driver had a certain level of confidence in his driving skills

SFV

[C8 UFO]

know this isn't exactly in keeping with the thread but i saw a pic on an email of a bomb disposal guy with a t shirt saying "i'm a bomb disposal expert. if you see me running, try to keep up."