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Right then a bunch of us are having a stag do around the lovely town of Nottingham on Saturday night, the unfortunate groom is not much of a drinker so the usual game of 'get groom blasted' will not be too hard, it more of a challange to see if we can make him last the night, anyway to liven things up a bit we have decided to set him 10 tasks to do during the night with the 'promise' of if he completes them he escapes the end of night forfit! 
Anyway we have a few ideas but I imagine you lot with your twisted minds can push the ideas forward a peg or two
So come lets have them, final 10 decided on Friday
Anyway we have a few ideas but I imagine you lot with your twisted minds can push the ideas forward a peg or two
So come lets have them, final 10 decided on Friday
I like the way your thinking, but how would you remove pubic hair from a girl with the apperatus one usually carries in a pub? 
Ideas which were thought at the weekend included,
Swap pants with girl in pub.
Snog Fat/Ginger/Minging girl in pub
Get slapped by someone not in group
Get chucked out of pub, or not let in in the first place.
All good ideas so far keep them coming, there must be more twisted individuals on here, what have you been made to do on your stag night?
Ideas which were thought at the weekend included,
Swap pants with girl in pub.
Snog Fat/Ginger/Minging girl in pub
Get slapped by someone not in group
Get chucked out of pub, or not let in in the first place.
All good ideas so far keep them coming, there must be more twisted individuals on here, what have you been made to do on your stag night?
I did think about popping in the words 'a little' but it depends where the party is.
Have that 'Single to Dunfirmline' ready for that last train...
Given this some thought;
Leave the Groom bemused that nothing actually happened during the Bachelor Party, only to find upon his arrival back home, his living room lights blazing.
Lights that are fuelling the growth of one inch high Cress, planted only two days previously in a sodden area of carpet by his loving mates.
For added insult, distribute the seeds in such a way that a message is written in the emerging flora.
Have that 'Single to Dunfirmline' ready for that last train...
Given this some thought;
Leave the Groom bemused that nothing actually happened during the Bachelor Party, only to find upon his arrival back home, his living room lights blazing.
Lights that are fuelling the growth of one inch high Cress, planted only two days previously in a sodden area of carpet by his loving mates.
For added insult, distribute the seeds in such a way that a message is written in the emerging flora.
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Collect pubic hair from 3 girls in the pub...
Just one, or all of it?
Dumb question maybe, but how will you know he collected it from girlies?? (Well, he might just provide three samples of his own, no?) And more to the point, what if the girlies asked to - erm - donate have had Brazilians?! Ow.
Fcukin' 'ell Carzee.. with friends like you, who need enemies..?
I wonder if I could get a good looking stripper to turn the lad on, sensuously rubbing herself and oil/cream all over him, only to reveal his pre op tackle at the last minute. Now i'm cooking...
>> Edited by scruff400 on Monday 2nd September 15:02
Once you have donned him with a dress get him to try and snog a barmaid / waitress in Hooters.
Mission Impossible.
Edited to say - Raceboy make sure you book any strippers BEFORE you go else I assure you that a princely sum of 130 quid will be stolen from your pocket - this particlar one was damn ugly to boot
>> Edited by broccoli on Monday 2nd September 15:27
Mission Impossible.
Edited to say - Raceboy make sure you book any strippers BEFORE you go else I assure you that a princely sum of 130 quid will be stolen from your pocket - this particlar one was damn ugly to boot
>> Edited by broccoli on Monday 2nd September 15:27
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