new is brief - sticky oranges?

[philshort]

quote:Motoring organisations have been urging motorists driving older cars to eat more oranges. Sticky fingers are believed to provide better grip on older steering wheels.

Which motoring organisations? How does that stack up against the current anti-mobile hysteria?

[simonelite501]

Have they really nothing better to do!

[nonegreen]

Will motoring organisation please do something useful and encourage drivers of cars that end in 'o' to take pre journey laxatives therby forceing them to drive more quickly and improve their observation skills (looking for lavatories). Or parhaps they could encourage motorists who drive VW pissants to run with nearside tyres at lower prressures so they move out of the bloody outside lane for change. Maybe they could encourage environmental activists to drive to a special place to be cleansed, making encouraging remarks like "zey are only showers" etc.