James Allen to undergo surgery...

[robsinfield]

Harley Street, London, Monday. Following another poor race performance by Michael Schumacher, ITV F1 commentator James Allen is to undergo elective surgery to have his nose removed from the drivers bottom. Allen has had his nose firmly planted in the World Champions jacksie since his slavering 1999 book ‘Michael Schumacher – The Quest for Redemption’ where his true love for the German was first made apparent. Said Allen ‘I simply cannot go through a race without constantly referring to Schuey, so it is with some sadness that I will have to turn my homo-erotic ramblings to another driver’. Fernando Alonso, otherwise known to Allen as the 'Feisty, lovable Spaniard' is due to have the pundits nose inserted in his derriere in time for the Bahrain Grand Prix.

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Rob
www.grandprixdiary.com

[phatgixer]

Nice one Bobski!

[tomtvr]

i have that book!

cant remember him liking the man that much

[robsinfield]

To be fair, the book is pretty good, but James Allen is just becoming too annoying....!

Rob