RE: Caption Competition 3

[Ali_D]

The caravan was history and Ted was now wishing he hadn''t gone for the diesel engine option.

[Neil Menzies]

... and its not only got a monster engine up front...

[elessar]

OK dad, next time we ho hunting I get to choose what we will hunt. --- Do you think it will do nicely next to the polar bear in the living room?

[zertec]

Fred Flintstone's new Merc estate still wasn't big enough now Dino was fully grown. Clive Reed Zertec Limited [e-mail] www.zertec.co.uk

[urmet]

It is so much easier to sell T.Rexen than jumbo jets

[sparks]

Why O' why didn't we convert the TVR into the time machine........ We might get away.

[graham]

Spy shot of the new 8 seater Merc complete with mother-in-law seat option.

[.mark]

Dino hadn't been well since he ate that soft and chewy Porker, the trouble was finding a vet that could help.

[f3rv8]

'Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are' ---------------------------------------- Even after seeing Jarrasic Park John was still convinced he was taking all neccessary safety precautions, especially when transporting his prized attractions.

[dan]

The Mackenzie’s were justifiably proud of little Jimmy's victory in the under 12's fishing competition at Loch Ness.

[kevmoore2k]

if you go fast enough it just might not catch you!

[Horse]

Ted had thought his new diesel was eco-friendly until little Jimmy’s pet newt spontaneously mutated.

[Nightmare]

why couldnt you just get a dog like everyone else in the street??

[ecashell]

I like Mercs, but I couldn't eat a whole one...

[dubbs]

Rushing to the vet's surgery, Edith prayed he could extract the squeeky ball from tiddles mouth before it was too late...

[IPAddis]

HEADLINES: Surprise burglary at the "Another one of our dinosaurs is missing" film set Ian A Griff 500 Edited by IPAddis on Monday 11th June 14:16

[jimbo]

The Merc driver not satisfied with the average hedgehog sized roadkill decided that he had to go one better

[Don]

'ere switch the aircon to recirc. His breath's awful...

[stig]

Once again, the family bankholiday getaway started by picking up the mother-in-law. http://www.locost-racing.com Car No. 13

[ADB]

I said "put a tiger in your tank" you plonker..