Old People Pedestrians vs My wife.. :)

Old People Pedestrians vs My wife.. :)

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M@H

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11,297 posts

278 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Got home last night to hear a swift tale from my wife which I thought might make a couple of you smile.

She's driving towards a T junction in town, no cars behind her and good visibility all round. On the pavement a few yards from the T junction on the righhand pavement is the classic pair of "I fought in the war for you" old gits - man and wife, looking down the road towards her and the expanse of empty road behind her.

Then, when she's about 10 yards from the junction, they step out into the road to cross in front of her, which is a bit daft as Louise doesn't really have distance to stop and its her right of way.

Louise pulls up at the junction and passes said old gits walking across the road towards her lane:

Old Man(sarcastic shout): "Its alright Dear, we'll wait for you.."

(Loiuse watches them cross behind her car, then winds down passenger window)

Louise: "actaully DEAR, if you want people to give way to you, USE A CROSSING"

followed by:

"Old people today, No respect" (and a shake of the head)


Bless her

johno

8,501 posts

288 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Old Man(sarcastic shout): "Its alright Dear, we'll wait for you.."





"So you should, it is a road designed for vehicles, not people !!"

Is she coming to lunch on Sunday ??

Podie

46,643 posts

281 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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...then winds down passenger window


Do what?!?! What's this "winding" all about... that's why we have buttons innit?


Top story though - like that! - all credit to Mrs M@H!

>> Edited by Podie on Thursday 22 August 12:31

CleG

567 posts

270 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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I thought people had the rite of way at junctions?



best check with an expert, not quite sure about that situation .. but I think pulling into a junction u have to give rite of way to pedestrians?

Don

28,377 posts

290 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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best check with an expert, not quite sure about that situation .. but I think pulling into a junction u have to give rite of way to pedestrians?



I believe that if you are turning INTO a junction you must allow pedestrians to cross. Approaching a T junction you would have right-of-way unless there is a crossing...madcop et al?

M@H

Original Poster:

11,297 posts

278 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Hi all...

to answer...

Johno.. yep' she'll be at lunch, what time are you going to arrive so I can get a table.. ?

Podie.. they are electric windows... how else do you decribe their operation, they still wind don't they?

CleG, Don... either way the pedestrians were not at the junction, they were some yards from it.. if they'd been up by the white lines she'd have given way.

I can't abide old gits who think they own the world....


Cheers
Matt

johno

8,501 posts

288 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Going to be looking at the map later on and will mail you an ETA....

Will have to bare in mind hangover, Welsh roads etc etc

CleG

567 posts

270 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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M@t but it wont be long till we are the same .. only a few more years

It seems its a case of the mid street crosser .. a dealdy breed of over 70's (CleG hides form the older PHeaders)

I try to treat the wrinklys (ie over 40 ) like a stray dog .. always expect them to cross .. bonus if they dont

elanturbo

565 posts

268 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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I try to treat the wrinklys (ie over 40 ),...

OVER 40! FFS,... 2 1/2 years till wrinklydom!
When do I start smelling of piss?

incorrigible

13,668 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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I try to treat the wrinklys (ie over 40 ),...

OVER 40! FFS,... 2 1/2 years till wrinklydom!
When do I start smelling of piss?


Yesterday ?

Sorry, can't resist a line like that

CleG

567 posts

270 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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lol