Hiring a Chimaera this weekend any comments !

Hiring a Chimaera this weekend any comments !

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woof

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8,456 posts

283 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Hi

My 911 Turbo is undergoing a little rebuild at the moment (a kerb strike 8 weeks ago - claim so far £10k engine rebuild still to come poss 9k !!) and as much as I enjoy the Fireblade - dating is sometimes difficult on it !

So I'm hiring a Chimaera 450 this weekend - wanted a Cerbera but couldn't get one !

What should I expect ?


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anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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a sh@g?!

incorrigible

13,668 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Expect to get through a set of rear tyres, it is a hire car after all

MajorClanger

749 posts

276 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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a sh@g?!

but not in the car!

Podie

46,643 posts

281 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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a sh@g?!

but not in the car!



Why not? Leather wipes down easy enough - and it ain;t yours!

chingfordchimp

2,937 posts

277 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Expect a hard on while you've got the Tiv and then brewers droop when you get the Porker back

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Nevin

2,999 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Where you hiring it from and how much? I quite fancy hiring one as well to see what it is like before I decide which Tiv to buy.

domster

8,431 posts

276 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Expect a hard on while you've got the Tiv and then brewers droop when you get the Porker back

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You'll need the hard on to bang in all the bits that fall off

JohnDeere

3 posts

269 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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You will probably get to know your local AA man fairly well

Don

28,377 posts

290 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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OK. Here's some serious ones...

The Chimaera will not handle like your Porsche. Don't get carried away. If your Porsche is a later one with oodles of clever electronics just remember that the Chimaera was made in Blackpool by men with hammers and it doesn't have any safety aids whatsoever. Slow in. Fast out...and not too early on the power.

If you boot the Chimaera without the wheels being dead straight then you will either spin or the rear end will squirm about disturbingly until you back off. This car has real grunt and no traction control - respect it.

If its wet the above stuff applies FOURFOLD.

But...you will love it. The soundtrack is amazing, the car goes almost unbelievably well and you will have a total hoot.

BTW. It is too small to sh@g in...get a room.

woof

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8,456 posts

283 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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LOL !!!! to all the replies - but surely a BJ is going to be possible - unless that centre console is too high, then again with the roof off - I'll find a way !!!

My 911 Turbo is a 930 - 400 Bhp - no electronics (the headlights work a bit) - but I imagine the TVR is a different beast considering there's no weight on the rear axles.

I'm hiring it from the TVR centre in Barnet. Call Mike 0208 906 0077 - got a good deal because it's a bank holiday. Mention me (JM)

scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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BTW. It is too small to sh@g in



Point of order.

It is - you have to be a bit flexible and have a slightly deviant imagination.

And no I don't have pictures

chingfordchimp

2,937 posts

277 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Woof

What Don says is right. Until you have got used to it, I would drive it as if there is an egg under the fun pedal, especially when coming out of roundabouts. The back end will get 'twitchy' if you lay too much power down too quickly. No traction control, no ABS, just the V8, a lot of torque and your ability............

A BJ shouldn't be a problem for you, once you have the roof down you will have to beat them off with a sh*tty stick.

Enjoy it, we look forward to seeing you on the TVR forum in a month or so

bunt76

18 posts

273 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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You will probably get to know your local AA man fairly well


I take it he wasn't referring to the AA man when he spoke of dating...

woof

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8,456 posts

283 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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re the merrits of shaggin within the confines on the car, would the bonnet be able to take the strain, or would i find two pert butt prints embedded in the fibre glass post coitus ?

chingfordchimp

2,937 posts

277 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Woof

The bonnet will take the strain, however the bodywork doesn't dissipate heat too well, so I would recommend not trying for an hour or so if you have just been thrashing it



scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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Take some burn cream - just in case anyone get their cheeks burnt on the bonnet** - let the car cool..
(**i've found that if you drive REEAALY fast - you can skip foreplay).
And watch out for cigarette burns post coital.

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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re the merrits of shaggin within the confines on the car, would the bonnet be able to take the strain, or would i find two pert butt prints embedded in the fibre glass post coitus ?





The boot would probably be safer! The bonnet is quite flexible so I dont know if it could take the weight (yeah yeah alright charlie) and it does get rather hot as well...

Matt.

M@H

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278 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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A BJ shouldn't be a problem for you.....




I trust this is receiving not giving...

scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Thursday 22nd August 2002
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giving...



Tricky but do-able, you need tafterwards though.