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love machine

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7,609 posts

264 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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A man and his wife move into a new village and are eager to make a mark with their community. Wanting to set their stay off with a bang, they decide to make host an "emotions" party (a fancy dress party where the guests must come dressed as human emotions, a true stroke of genius!). So, the evening comes and the new couple await their guests.......

The night draws on and the first guest draws up "Ahh, you are wearing a red costume with devil horns, you must be 'anger', frightfully clever, do come in"

A short while later a couple turn up, a woman dressed in green and a man sporting 2 giant foam letters N and V, "Ahhh, green with envy" very clever, do come in"

Shortly after 2 rastafarians turn up, both completely naked and rather odd indeed, one has his penis drooped into a bowl of custard and the other one has inserted his penis into a hollowed out pear!!!!!!!

"What have you come as?"

Rasta 1:- "Eee dere mon, I am deep in dis-pear"

Rasta 2:- "I am fuking dis-custard mon!"




>>> Edited by love machine on Saturday 26th February 21:42

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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very good but who's spotted the spelling?!

ahh obviously you did

>> Edited by Lois on Saturday 26th February 21:45

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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They obviously all have more interesting things to do on a Saturday night

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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amuse me...I'd rather be in Wilmslow with some of the PH 'crew' but have to work in the morning.
My one glass of wine didn't get me very far.

tombaron

818 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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Lois - what are the PH crew doing in wilmslow tonight?

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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pre-romper doo

tombaron

818 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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I was going to go out tonight, until my mates decided on manchester instead. I would have seen some nice cars!!

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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na you wouldn't...just a sooped up diesel beatle with a body kit

ooo...I can say that now I know nonners isn't online!

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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I'm playing with my new toy

ok ok its only photoshop

towman

14,938 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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mxdi said:
I'm playing with my new toy

ok ok its only photoshop


Me too.

Complicated innit?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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anonymous said:
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....can be found in ripe nappies,,,,,,,,,

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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I'd love photoshop...Just have to make do with borin pics instead! May try and put it on main PC (purely for uni work posters of course!)

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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towman said:


mxdi said:
I'm playing with my new toy

ok ok its only photoshop




Me too.

Complicated innit?


yup but fun, manages to keep my attention for hours on end which borders on miracle

actually, im using paintshop, just found out its ddifferent to photoshop, but its still complicated!

>> Edited by mxdi on Saturday 26th February 22:31

kenny320

1,598 posts

274 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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It's also worth trying GIMP. Pretty much got everything photoshop has, but it's free.

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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and how do you get gimp?

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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dangle the chains and they come running

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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kenny320

1,598 posts

274 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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Well done mxdi.

I work in imaging, and gimp and irfanview are the two programs I primarily use (apart from my own routines). Both work really well, are free and offer lots of really good features.

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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GIMP wont run on my PC Fatal Error...

DeltaFox

3,839 posts

261 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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anonymous said:
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Ok ive just ripped off all my clothes and have run round the back garden with the main light on while whooping like a red indjun.
Is that amusing enough?