Songs that make you laugh :)

[lanciachris]

I was listening to Hits out of Hell tonight on the way home, and Paradise By The Dashboard Light really makes me laugh I can fully relate to that.

ps. Damn mini egg special offers! I shall turn into one soon!

[jimothy]

Richard Cheese's 'Lounge against the machine' album is classic.


Oh, and my song about my girlfriends mum....

[JonRB]

"There's Klingons on the Starboard bow, Starboard bow, Starboard bow"

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 24th February 18:49

[Raify]

Anything by Goldie Looking Chain.

"Your mamma's got a pens."

[v8thunder]

Songs that make me laugh? Some rock songs that unwittingly emulate Spinal Tap - AC/DC's Given The Dog A Bone, Let Me Put My Love Into You and Have A Drink On Me, Rhapsody's Unholy Warcry and some of Judas Priest's more ridiculous OTT 'love' songs from the Hellion/Metallian era - Love Bites, Turbo Lover and Love Zone, with lyrics like:
"I'm behind the wheel, throttle open wide/The gas tank's full do ya wanna ride?/Drivin' in the fast lane late at night/I can't keep my eyes off your red tail light/You know where we're going/I know where we are/Set the rear view mirror for/The back seat of the car"

and their worst 'bad sex song' ever - the hilarious heavy metal turn-off that is the Priest's Eat Me Alive. Should've stuck to singing about motorbikes and rock'n'roll:

"Wrapped tight around me like a second flesh hot skin
Cling to my body as the ecstasy begins

Your wild vibrations got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable

Let rip
Eat me alive

Sounds like an animal panting to the beat
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat

Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gunpoint

To
Eat me alive

Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod of steel injects

Lunge to the maximum spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all

So
Eat me alive



Funniest song ever though has to be Englishman On Holiday by Thunder:

Laying down in this Spanish bar
That last slammer hit me like a car
I've got the 6 a.m. Balearic blues
Can't even focus on my own tattoos
I had a fight with this German guy
I saw him give my little girl the eye
While he was trying hard to be so cool
I hit him with a stool

CHORUS

Oh yeah alright I'll be going all night
Gonna drink 'til they take me away
I'm an Englishman on holiday
Every year I get to do the same
I meet the boys and get on the 'plane
We like to sing and shout out "here we go"
'Cos they're the only words that we all know
We've got the loudest shirts you've ever seen
We're gonna take the beaches like a team
We've got so much duty free to drink
Enough to float a ship

CHORUS

Oh yeah alright I'll be going all night
So light the paper get out of the way
I'm an Englishman on holiday
We never look for trouble at the start
But it always comes our way
We've got our pride and we just can't walk away
This morning I woke up inside a cell
They dragged me screaming out of my hotel
I don't rememberwhat it was I did
But I've got this drummer banging on my head
I've got to get out 'for I miss the 'plane
Next summer I'll be back again
I'll be fighting for the Union Jack
If they let me back

CHORUS

Oh yeah alright I'll be going all night
Gonna drink 'til they take me away
I'm an Englishman on holiday

[zippee]

Weird-Al-Yankowich - Sounds like Nirvana
Gotta be the best piss take os Smells Like Teen Spirit ever....

[Balmoral Green]

The Guinea Pig song by Joe Pasquale, on last Saturday nights 'an audience with'.

[Trackside]

Living Doll-Cliff Richard and The Young Ones.

Spitting Image-The Chicken Song (reminds me of a late school mate who knew all the words. Annoying then but funny in a nostalgic way now.)

[selmer]

Tits On The Radio --- Scissor Sisters. Hilarious.

[BMGM3]

Anything by the Mac Lads ....very un pc

[moparmick]

I never met a nice south african
by spitting image
Mick

[zoe22]

Date rape by sublime

[race2the redline]

Tenacious D - The Whole album

[foster3jd]

My vote goes to "King of the Cops" by Billy Howard... to the tune of "King of the Road"

Ironside: "Sorry I'm late, my wheelchair blew a tyre"
Columbo: "That's alright, there's a spare one round Cannon's belly"
Cannon: "I'm warning you Columbo, I'm an expert at the karate chop"
Columbo: "The only chops you know are the ones you stuff in your fat face!"

Genius!

ps. B-side is "Bond is a four letter word"....
Bond: "I hung around at the airport waiting to get kidnapped, I always get kidnapped at airports, it saves on cab fares!"

>> Edited by foster3jd on Thursday 24th February 22:35

[markmullen]

Asshole by Dennis Leary plus anything on the album "No Cure for Cancer"

[skinny]

something by kid koala (carpal tunnel syndrome album)

[off_again]

The whole of the GLC album
The majority of the Tennacious D album
Joes Garage by Frank Zappa ("why does it hurt when I pee?" is an all time classic!)

[jmorgan]

Monty Python



Sit on my face.........

[Dr Strangelove]

'The Happy Goth' by The Divine Comedy.

anything by 'Half man - half biscuit

[rude-boy]

zippee said:

Weird-Al-Yankowich - Sounds like Nirvana Gotta be the best piss take os Smells Like Teen Spirit ever....

Didn't he do one once called 'Eat it' and pi$$ thake of MJ's Beat It?

Something like:-

" Have some more chicken, have some more stew, it doesn't matter so long as it's food, just eat it..."