Doesn't Wilson know how to ruin Easter..

[bernhund]

Just came into the kitchen to find my wallet has been removed from the worktop and then half eaten by Wilson, who is now in the sin bin to cool off and protect him from my right boot!
This Easter I am now unable to use any cash point, credit or debit card. I cannot use my driving licence as ID and I have no cash hanging about. That's 6 cards annihilated, my driving licence and the wallet itself...ahole dog!

[Pints]

[DocJock]

If you take a couple of forms of ID into your bank when you request new cards they will allow you to withdraw cash.

[Turn7]

Pics of the offender and evidence are a must !

[bernhund]

One of 6 cards....

[Shaw Tarse]

Yeah, yeah, just post a photo of Wilson (maybe with I'm a bad dog poster)

[bernhund]

Well here he is doing his best 'guilty' dog....by totally ignoring me and shagging his blanket.

[ali_kat]

Take them into the bank with your passport tomorrow

They'll let you have some cash & order new

[bernhund]

ali_kat said:

Take them into the bank with your passport tomorrow

They'll let you have some cash & order new

Should I take Wilson too?

[Butter Face]

He looks so happy snagging his blanket

[Tango13]

bernhund said:

Should I take Wilson too?

If they don't give you some cash let Wilson do his worst, it will be cheaper to pay you off than rebuild the bank

[bernhund]

So not only has Wilson eaten my wallet, he has now ripped the garden tap out of the wall. This must have happened yesterday late afternoon. The tap is not visible from the house and it was only the lack of pressure to the kitchen that prompted me to question what was going on. So, mains pressure at full chat for about 24 hours through my water meter. That's 17,280 litres of water straight onto the garden.
He's getting a fking muzzle....

[HTP99]

And to think, the wife moans when Daisy attacks the bin; we should count ourselves lucky.

[Tango13]

Have you thought about sub-contracting Wilson to the armed forces? Instead of sending in the army we could parachute Wilson into occupied territory to run amok in his own unique way.

Wilson humping and chewing his way across an enemies capitol city would have them suing for peace in a matter of hours...

[10penceparalyzed]

When I read what had happened I thought it must be a bull terrier , their destruction knows no bounds I think its time to shame your dog.

Edited by 10penceparalyzed on Monday 28th March 07:37

[bernhund]

Look what the dog dragged in...

[steve2]

Sorry, but that is so funny 😂

[Jasandjules]

Easter pressie...

[Turn7]

That expression is priceless!

[HTP99]

Bull breeds are so full of character............oh and naughty too!