Going Topless?

[Big_M]

Not talking cars but blokes...... and I'm not suggesting that any PHers do it. But will someone tell me why when it gets a bit hot some blokes insist on removing their shirts. Even if they have a six pack like Brad Pitt, I don't want to see it in Tescos or the pub or the street - leave it for the beach pleeeeeeze.

[tvradict]

Afraid I show my six pack'o'lard every now and then, but it's usually 'cos I'm digging a manhole and it's get bloody hot (like yesterday) with overalls and a t-shirt on! (I work for a construction company BTW) But I wouldn't walk around tesco's like it!

[dennisthemenace]

I keep mine covered all year round i was a 6ish pack a few years ago , But now has pie and guinness damage and is unrepairable

[smeagol]

quite agree big-M. THe one that gets me is ones that turn up at the pub-resturant thing like it.Mind you some pubs are getting the idea with signs saying that a shirt must be worn.

[plotloss]

Quite agree, girls on the other hand, fill yer boots!



Matt.

[Podie]

Why have a six-pack, when you can have a full barrel?

(off down the gym again... )

[mel]

I never show off my Party Seven in public.

[richard36]

Where was that french mayor that banned topless men even on the beach

[campbell]

I only show off my six pack if it has bud writen on it

True

[bob the planner]

I always work on the "If your've got it - fluant it, if you ain't got it flaunt it anyway" principle. Never got me anywhere, but never got me arrested either !

Bob

[loudpedal]

Where I live, it seems any 17 year old male worth his salt walks around with his shirt off, baggy jeans slung low to show off his underpants and with a menacing scowl on his face (so he thinks). Some of them even drive their lowered Novas like it. Unfortunately, they're all so undernourished and weedy (no doubt due to eating crisps and playing video games) that they look utterly pathetic. ah, The folly of youf.

[mervynp]

quote:
Where I live, it seems any 17 year old male worth his salt walks around with his shirt off, baggy jeans slung low to show off his underpants and with a menacing scowl on his face (so he thinks).

Ahhh, yes the low slung baggy touser. A friend who is , apparently, down wiv tha yoof, tells me this is called 'jaillin', as in american prisons (probably UK ones as well) they remove your belt to prevent you from hanging yourself. Hence the low slung trousers. I understand that buggery is also popular in american prisons, but I am not sure that will catch on. Ditto the practise known as 'tossing the salad'.

[loudpedal]

Bo! Selecta! Nuff spec.

[loudpedal]

Mervynp, can you explain why some of da youf is rollin up one trouser leg but not da other? I has heard it is because they do that in prison when they attach leg chains.

Very sad that todays youngsters aspire to jail chic...

[viperman]

there was this guy at oulton park yesterday in the pouring rain with his top off! wot a prick!

[Big_M]

quote:
baggy jeans slung low to show off his underpants

That is soooooooo asking for a wedgie - give the boy some skid marks!!! At least he will then have SOMETHING of interest in his underpants!

[scruff400]

quote:
Very sad that todays youngsters aspire to jail chic...

Dey is doin it coz dey want too be like der dad, innit.

[Podie]

I really must go and ask one of these spotty oicks... "where's your pride?"

[gnomesmith]

quote:
Mervynp, can you explain why some of da youf is rollin up one trouser leg but not da other? I has heard it is because they do that in prison when they attach leg chains.

Very sad that todays youngsters aspire to jail chic...

Perhaps they are young Masons.

[JonRB]

quote:Perhaps they are young Masons.

Damn - you beat me to it!