legal / contract advice needed

[135sport]

anyone know of a legal chap I can get some advice on regarding a contract issue?

preferably in Basildon area.

thanks in advance.

[Essexboy]

What sort of contract? Are you buying, selling or getting a job?

[Neil Menzies]

Got a mechanic you want taken out?

[135sport]

its a job / consultancy contract that the other party has terminated.

fine in itself, but they are quibling over money I think they owe me.

the contract is written very loose, and I need someone in the know to have a read and advise if it is worth pursuing.

and.....

not a mechanic, but a couple of ex-work colleages who shafted me. how much does a set of busted legs cost?

[Imelda]

It's not that expensive I don't think.

I'm led to believe that in certain parts of London you can arrange to have someone rubbed out for about £5K. So busted legs must come in at less than a grand. Hope that helps

[135sport]

I need to get the money out the other lot, before I can consider a visit to the darker sides of London!

[samn01]

I am an experienced recruitment consultant and if you like I would be happy to offer some advise of the record.
I have seen many employment contracts from direct employers and have written them for serveral agencies.
email me from my profile.

[adeewuff]

quote:
It's not that expensive I don't think.

I'm led to believe that in certain parts of London you can arrange to have someone rubbed out for about £5K. So busted legs must come in at less than a grand. Hope that helps

You've been watching way too much Eastenders!

[135sport]

thanks samn01,

I'll drop you an e-mail from home tonight, explaining the situation.

[CarZee]

quote:

quote: It's not that expensive I don't think.

I'm led to believe that in certain parts of London you can arrange to have someone rubbed out for about £5K. So busted legs must come in at less than a grand. Hope that helps

You've been watching way too much Eastenders!

Perhaps he has (in which case he's a sad f***) but the truth it it's frighteningly easy to arrange such things in London (and some other cities for that matter).. amazing what some blokes will do.. especially when asked by a psycho bitch offering 'oral pleasure' in return..

Not pleasant..

[nigelbasson]

quote: amazing what some blokes will do.. especially when asked by a psycho bitch offering 'oral pleasure' in return..

Not pleasant..

Killing people for money or the "oral pleasure" from a psycho bitch?

[CarZee]

IME receipt of the latter can lead to receipt of the former..

[135sport]

but I'm not "a psycho bitch offering 'oral pleasure' in return..."

!?

[CarZee]

quote:but I'm not "a psycho bitch offering 'oral pleasure' in return..."

We only have your word for that, 135

[Terminator]

Just called a 'face' I know in Stepney. Fractured left femur £500, right femur £600, left tibia £400, right tibia £500 (no idea why the price differential), arms (any bone) £250 per fracture, ribs £100 each. Other areas of the body, prices on request.

They don't do 'snuffs' any more.

[scruff400]

quote:
especially when asked by a psycho bitch offering 'oral pleasure' in return.

Forgive the interclusion CarZee, only you've redeemed from oblivion a particularly unsavoury memory.

I no longer live in Macld. But now I know the Dr Martin is on the other foot, maybe a trip back might be in order...
Thanks for the menu, Terminator!
A starter and a main course please, I'll leave the pud.

Me hold a grudge for 18 years - under the circumstances - too fuin right.

Sorry - I'll explain it someday...

[CarZee]

quote:Forgive the interclusion CarZee, only you've redeemed from oblivion a particularly unsavoury memory.

That's quite alright Scruff, old chap.. I understand entirely - the above comments were from experience..

I too may one day wreak my terrible revenge.. a dish best served cold.. with toxic bacteria growing on it..

ps - 'interclusion'? You can just make up your own words now can you?

>> Edited by CarZee on Tuesday 13th August 16:09

[JonRB]

Remind me never to cross you guys!

[scruff400]

You can just make up your own words now can you?

Well the americans (small 'a') do it..

That'll be a definatory CarZee. HONK. Ten four.

(sorry I've been setting something up all day and it's just worked first time !!!)

BTW, and now waaaay OT, did 135 get his contract ameliorated?

[Imelda]

quote:
(in which case he's a sad f***)

Oh stop it. You really are tooooo kind.

Hello? Can I take a grand's worth out on CarZee please.