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Which means Numptie of the year ,
Driving into work this morning following a tdi golf along a country lane with some woman driving and having a smoke , then her mobile must have rung as she picked it up and welded it to her head so both hans are busy, 1 with phone 1 with fag , we approach a 90 degree bend on the lane numptie at the last minuate hammers her brakes hard ABS must have cut in and she is still flying towards the corner but not skidding with the phone still attached to her ear ,next thing Splash ! stright into the ditch on the corner nose first no attempt made to take the bend , all i could do is p155 myself laughing got out and checked to see if she was ok and was still on the bloody phone ! calling for a recovery truck
then just looks at me and snaps "yes im fine " so i got back in the van and drove off LMAO ,just shows what non thinking idiots we have to share the roads with !
So you the dark haired arrogant 40 year old power dressed dozy old bag i nominate you for Numptie of the year
Driving into work this morning following a tdi golf along a country lane with some woman driving and having a smoke , then her mobile must have rung as she picked it up and welded it to her head so both hans are busy, 1 with phone 1 with fag , we approach a 90 degree bend on the lane numptie at the last minuate hammers her brakes hard ABS must have cut in and she is still flying towards the corner but not skidding with the phone still attached to her ear ,next thing Splash ! stright into the ditch on the corner nose first no attempt made to take the bend , all i could do is p155 myself laughing got out and checked to see if she was ok and was still on the bloody phone ! calling for a recovery truck
then just looks at me and snaps "yes im fine " so i got back in the van and drove off LMAO ,just shows what non thinking idiots we have to share the roads with !
So you the dark haired arrogant 40 year old power dressed dozy old bag i nominate you for Numptie of the year
No i didnt bother i left that to her she obviouly enjoys talking , she wasnt hurt other than pride (if there was any) and she just had wet feet from water in the footwells 
it the funniest accident ive ever seen just serves her right , now she might stop using the phone when driving as its cost her or a company a car
it the funniest accident ive ever seen just serves her right , now she might stop using the phone when driving as its cost her or a company a car 
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