O/T Annoying Flatmate

[Nevin]

Got up this morning to find water all over coffee table in louonge, my imported Gamecube and TV. Needless to say drunk flatmate can not offer a reasonable explanation and I am very annoyed indeed.

Any suggestions other than murder as to a suitable punishment?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pdv6]

sure its water?

[Nevin]

If it's anything else then murder will be the only option. Thinking about it now actually as he has just phoned me to say the Gamecube doesn't appear to be working.

Pass me my gun boy.

[elanturbo]

Start with a new Gamecube from him and go from there. Is he a close friend or there to help with rent?

[torqemada]

Wait till he (I'm assuming it's a he) has fallen asleep in bed then p!ss on his head, claim to have suddenly developed a sleepwalking/urinary tract/amnesia asymptomatic disorder that often leads to disturbed nights, especially following incidents that cause stress.

Then promptly inform him that a curative therapy is available, its precept is one of mutuality, shared experiential learning and cognitive ressonance; in other words if he 'fesses up to what happenned and rectifies any damage caused , you'll get better really quickly.

[Nevin]

There to help with rent for what is a really nice flatmate. Am about to buy a new flat and he was going to rent a room to help with the mortgage, however I can afford it on my own and am thinking about telling him he won't be welcome.

New Cube will be essential but it won't make me feel much better, as its the principal of the thing rather than the actual damage that bothers me. I also don't think he'll fess up to what happened as I seriously doubt if he can remember.

Taking a leak on his face whilst he sleeps does sound like a suitably humourous way to exact my revenge though.

[Nevin]

Doh, meant really nice flat, not flatmate.

[cpn]

There was a tread I read a while back regarding shampooing off in his tug, or something like that. Get your revenge every time he washes his hair.

[Dave_H]

Wait till he's asleep and put Imac (lady hair remover stuff) on his eyebrowse.

The next mornings shower should remove the rest of them

[Nevin]

Excellent Feeling more relaxed all ready just from seeing these suggestions.

[Nevin]

Tsk. Meant "already"

[plotloss]

quote:
Wait till he's asleep and put Imac (lady hair remover stuff) on his eyebrowse.

The next mornings shower should remove the rest of them

Works equally well when placed in a comedy monk like square on the top of this head. Alternatively go and buy the mousse and completely cover his head in it.

Matt.

[scruff400]

A friend of mine wiped his bum on his bosses toothbrush.
Nice thought.

[gtir]

quote:
There was a tread I read a while back regarding shampooing off in his tug, or something like that. Get your revenge every time he washes his hair.

I am assuming you meant, "tug off in his shampoo", but your are to much of a gent to be so crass?

[cpn]

That and his "Wash n Go" will last for ages!

[Nevin]

Or put it on his head in the shape of a word along the lines of "c0ck" and then laugh as he tries to explain that at work. This would make it a bit more obvious that it was something I had done mind you.

[Nevin]

HE now claism it wasn't him and it was like that when he came in.

HOW?????

[pdv6]

It was the mutant p155head fairy that steals all the money from your wallet, shows you the way home (long way round) and then batters your head with a frying pan for 10mins before putting you to bed!

[pdv6]

...oh, and feeds you diced carrot before you fall asleep.

[scruff400]

quote:
buy the mousse and completely cover his head in it.

How about just the left half?