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Agony column coming soon! This is the sort of mail I get these days!
"I need to obtain a replacement "eyeball" ventilation socket for my Mark V
Cortina. I see that you have the part listed on your web site. I don''t know
if they came in different colours but the part I need is black plastic.
I would be grateful if you quote for the above part if in stock. Any advise
on how to fit the thing greatly appreciated as I can''t actually see how to remove the old one! "
Heeeeelp!
quote:Best way to remove the old one is as follows : Tools 6 pack of Stella Family size pork pie 1 gallon of petrol length of timber folding bicycle Method Put tools in car, drive to Beachy Head or similar shear drop, soak dashboard around eyeball vent with the petrol, use timber to wedge accelerator down with car in gear, ignition on, push start car (usual procedure), sit down drink beer and eat pie whilst watching first flight of car (as per caption competition), finish picnic then when fire is out you should be able to prise eyball vent out of molten heap at the bottom of the drop. Finally cycle home and GET A LIFE !
.........Any advise on how to fit the thing greatly appreciated as I can''t actually see how to remove the old one! " Heeeeelp!
Does that happen to you too, Marshy? We get that all the time...and a lot worse that I won't admit to...because....ss well as business software we do stuff for the domestic market. Man the public are WEIRD!
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Hey. At least you don't get starving russian programmers e-mailing you CVs asking for jobs. Sheesh...
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