Ouch that smarts!

[gemini]

Ok so a paper cut can hurt but Ive just stuck a carpet gripper right through my fingernail into the finger - it stings!
Its embedded!
Now I need to pul it out - its gonna hurt
NURSE

[docevi1]

so you put a carpet tack in your finger and the first thing you do is come on PH and tell everyone about it

Have you taken pictures to post? I did

[Balmoral Green]

Paper cuts and a broken fingernail? call yourself a Yorkshireman, pah! Bloody shandy drinker.

[gemini]

how can you tell im from the south

Its now removed (the gripper - not a tack)!

But in Northern tradition Im continuing the job!
It wont get the better of me - although I may have to ring in sick tomorrow!
I cant manage staff with a sore finger?

[mybrainhurts]

It's gone quiet....

What's he doing with that nurse.....?

[mybrainhurts]

Well, talk of the devil.....

[docevi1]

gemini said:

how can you tell im from the south Its now removed (the gripper - not a tack)! But in Northern tradition Im continuing the job! It wont get the better of me - although I may have to ring in sick tomorrow! I cant manage staff with a sore finger?

what you getting blood all over I wonder

[gemini]

Junior Gems bedroom
Those shirtings must be rubbed down before the eggshell is applied
We do it right oop 'er

[selmer]

That's it Richard, you're obviously next in line for Gunther von Haagens

[gemini]

I shall not be donating my special body to science especially not that freak!

[selmer]

What about in the name of art then?
Actually, I've heard Damien Hirst is also on the lookout for some fresh material. Immortalised under the Saatchi brand