Dodgy lyrics

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angusfaldo

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2,797 posts

280 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Another post about funeral songs got me thinking about dodgy lyrics in songs.

Can anyone identify the band that had songs including these lyrics...

maybe just another rap but you're running out of sap
well you better take the rap dying under daddy's cap
its at the top of the list that you can't get p1ssed
its rule #1 living right isn't fun
time tested and true you gotta pooty-poo-poo

and...

you got your left hand
you got your right hand
the left hand's diddling
while your right hand goes to work

and (big hint here)

they tell us that
we lost our tails
evolving up
from little snails
I say its all
just wind in sails
are we not men?
we are Devo!

Let's hear it for terrible lyrics!

GregE240

10,857 posts

273 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Why, that would be "Shrivel Up" by Devo, old chap.

JonRB

75,776 posts

278 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Let's hear it for terrible lyrics!
Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is the sea,
But don't worry, you can suntan!



scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Funniest thing I've seen/heard for ages..

www.rathergood.com/alf/

DavidP

371 posts

278 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic



DrSeuss

323 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Put your arms in the air, let me hear you say
We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Miker G and Sven, we're here to stay
We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Hey check out the new style we just play

Mike Rosoft

9 posts

266 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Devo. Was that supposed to be hard?

Mike Rosoft

9 posts

266 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Put your arms in the air, let me hear you say
We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Miker G and Sven, we're here to stay
We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Hey check out the new style we just play




We are going on a summer holiday
Don't you eant to play, your Sven
We're going to Lodon and New York Settee (?)
And we take a little piece of it with them
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!



Take your seaside arms
And write the next line

incorrigible

13,668 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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JonhRB

Don't have a pop at wham, class lyrics

but.....

Lager makes me happy,
vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal drinking driving
Alcohol machine

Listen to me drinking
drinky drinky drink
Listen to me when I go
Aaaaarrrrggghhhh

quality through and through

Anyone care to identify the band ?

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Wahey! Bad News

"Have you got the key Spider?"

Class...

Mike Rosoft

9 posts

266 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Anyone else on here think Eminem is a genius?

scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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No.

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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Probably not

gemini

11,352 posts

270 months

Tuesday 6th August 2002
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What about the classic
"Im as serious as cancer
when I say rhythm is a dancer"

WOW. now that takes talent