What's the best.............

What's the best.............

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Imelda

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793 posts

272 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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hangover cure?

Guinness is a wonderful thing, let there be no mistake, but this is gonna hurt when I wake up.....

tuffer

8,873 posts

273 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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easy !

Bodo

12,405 posts

272 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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erm,
it's Vodka RedBull!

tuffer

8,873 posts

273 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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No that just brings you back to reality, you need more

manek

2,977 posts

290 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Bloody Mary. Works every time...

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Not getting up before 10am to read a website is a good start...

king arthur

6,903 posts

267 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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One thing that works for me is this: if you've been out drinking and you've made your way home, so there's been some time since your last drink, have a glass of orange juice and two Anadin Extra. Then go to sleep, by the time you wake up, the anadin has already gotten rid of your hangover. Not sure what the orange juice does, but this always works for me.

king arthur

6,903 posts

267 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Course, it's too late if you've already got the hangover...

Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

290 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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GOOD MORNING IMELDA!

Sorry...

Getrag

313 posts

268 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Alcohol does 2 bad things to you, dehydrates you and prevents your liver from making new sugar. Both of which hurt yer noggin. So drink a sugary drink and a sandwich before bed, and try to stay hydrated throughout the night...or catch up with a large glass of water when you get home. And dont mix the grain and the grape sonny

Dazren

22,612 posts

267 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Hold your breath.

wait for it.

Whilst the Bliars are on holiday Carzee is now running the country not John Prescott.

DAZ

Should sober you up!!

>> Edited by Dazren on Sunday 4th August 18:31

>> Edited by Dazren on Sunday 4th August 18:31

tuffer

8,873 posts

273 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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just keep going !

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Sunday 4th August 2002
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Whilst the Bliars are on holiday Carzee is now running the country not John Prescott.
That's right - there's been a Coup-des-Twats

Under the CarZee Benevolent Dictatorship, I'm placing a bounty of £1m, to be paid from public funds on the head of every politican in Westminster. As well as the entire management of the BBC. I'm drafting the entire civil service to the armed forces and I'm invading Belgium. We shall drink champagne when Brussels falls.

JonVickers

121 posts

290 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Day 1 in the CarZee dictatorship.

Its 9:35 and CarZee has decreed that there is a bounty on the head of every politician. Meanwhile Jade is waxing her bikini line and no-one has fed the bloody chickens for days.

Would CarZee please come to the dire TV spoof room...

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Jon kindly brings me to the next step of the CarZee Benevolent Dictatorship

Selected television material will be broadcast carrying subliminal messages and imagery encouraging viewers to take thier own lives..

An initial list of programmes has been agreed:

i) Big Brother.
ii) Eastenders.
iii) Changing Rooms and all similar programmes.
iv) So you think you're a good driver.

A bounty will be paid to families of anyone prepared to snuff themselves out on TV as part of our "Euthanise our Future" drive. Candidates will carefully selected to weed stupidity out of our gene pool.

Submit yuor selections at www.carzee.despot

>> Edited by CarZee on Monday 5th August 10:43

cpn

7,731 posts

286 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Submit yuor selections at www.carzee.despot

>> Edited by CarZee on Monday 5th August 10:43


You mean www.cazree.depost?

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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clearly

scruff400

3,757 posts

267 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Imelda - get yourself back in the pub, They're open now!!

pdv6

16,442 posts

267 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Selected television material will be broadcast carrying subliminal messages and imagery encouraging viewers to take thier own lives..

An initial list of programmes has been agreed:
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ii) Eastenders.


Thought this was already the case?

Imelda

Original Poster:

793 posts

272 months

Monday 5th August 2002
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Imelda - get yourself back in the pub, They're open now!!



I'm trying, believe me!