Lentalists view on films
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Check out what American Christians think of your favourite film
Check out what American Christians think of your favourite film
Muncher said:
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Posted here before - still entertaining though. They certainly aren't lentilistsa though - more fire and brimstone fundamentalist christians.
>> Edited by alexkp on Tuesday 4th January 23:38
South Park is priceless!!!
I highlighted some choice bits for your enjoyment! I can just see them sitting there like demented Mary Whitehouses with their notebooks, scribbling away as they mutter "disgusting" under their breaths!
Off to look up Clockwork Orange now
>> Edited by nicecupoftea on Wednesday 5th January 00:38
halfwits with too much time on their hands said:
FINDINGS / SCORING: TITLE (YEAR) CAP Thermometers
NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below are likely.
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
# police brutality
# adult hate talk to a child
# brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly)
# igniting anal wind then being incinerated
# a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned about the stick catching fire
# blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times
# death
# exploded chest of a child
# child beating with a wooden chair
# slap in the face
# electric shock to control a child
# death camp horrors
# lust for war
# wall poster of character on fire
# warfare blood and body parts
# theft of private property
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
# 131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
# 119 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by children
# text of three/four letter word vocabulary and the most foul of the foul words
# vulgar euphemisms
# passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
# vomiting
# vulgar finger gesture
# calling mother names and suggesting slapping her around
# "You have to stand up to your mother"
# racial, national, and ethnic insults and petty portrayal of them
# a general theme of anarchy, rebellion, and autonomy
# many lies
# vulgar jokes
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
# bare posterior
# sexual insults, comments, innuendo and questions
# "Suck my --" at least twice
# description of a homosexual act with sounds
# adult males in bikinis
# male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
# repeated multiple nudity of female angels
# vulgar talk of menstruation
# homosexual relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein
# sexual encouragement by school employee
# at least six references to a female reproductive organ by a child
# Satan and Hussein in bed together speaking of homosexual acts with sounds effects
# website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
# long sequences of homosexual suggestions
# homosexual invitation with homosexual story in song
# male member (drawing)
# disembodied erect male member (photograph quality)
# long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
# "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at least four times
# suggestion of ejecting ping pong balls from a female private organ
# a giant talking female private organ
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking dope
Offense to God (O)(2):
# mockery of Jesus
# accepting of Satan
# equating Jesus with sexual anatomy
# fiery demons from Hell
# decaying and burned live bodies portrayed as the occupants of Hell
# control by Satan
# portrayal of Satan as a loving, caring and sensitive being
# false prophesy
# depiction of Hell as a "livable" place
# expressions of hate and insult directly at God, including vulgar name-calling
# "Would you like to go to Hell with me?" by Satan
# "Comeback and visit us anytime" to Satan
# coercion to avoid going to church
Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
# suicide by jumping with blood splatter
# murder by gunfire to the face
I highlighted some choice bits for your enjoyment! I can just see them sitting there like demented Mary Whitehouses with their notebooks, scribbling away as they mutter "disgusting" under their breaths!
Off to look up Clockwork Orange now
>> Edited by nicecupoftea on Wednesday 5th January 00:38
www.capalert.com/capreports/clockworkorange.htm
www.capalert.com/capreports/dogma.htm
www.capalert.com/capreports/dogmafull.htm
I'll admit I find A Clockwork Orange a disturbing film, but Dogma is fantastic! Heaven forbid anybody asks questions about Christianity!?
www.capalert.com/capreports/dogma.htm
www.capalert.com/capreports/dogmafull.htm
I'll admit I find A Clockwork Orange a disturbing film, but Dogma is fantastic! Heaven forbid anybody asks questions about Christianity!?
how about this
"
While many people indeed seem to value their dogs more than humans, we cannot permit elevatation of the dog to human status. God clearly gave us dominion over the beasts of the earth. If we were to elevate the dog to human status, we would indeed be lowering the human to the dog level. Thus, I cannot justify derating the movie based on plotting to kill dogs."
the film 101 dalmations FFS...
I think this site reminded me why im agnostic !!!
G
"
While many people indeed seem to value their dogs more than humans, we cannot permit elevatation of the dog to human status. God clearly gave us dominion over the beasts of the earth. If we were to elevate the dog to human status, we would indeed be lowering the human to the dog level. Thus, I cannot justify derating the movie based on plotting to kill dogs."
the film 101 dalmations FFS...
I think this site reminded me why im agnostic !!!
G
Brilliant! These people even managed to find something like inspector gadget or honey i shrunk ourselves unacceptable (ok, so they are, but they picked all the wrong reasons.)
We need to find someone to go round to the reviewers and make fart noises at them. Theyd probably die on the spot.
We need to find someone to go round to the reviewers and make fart noises at them. Theyd probably die on the spot.
emailed hte link to my brother, he replied:
To be fair the story of Jesus' life would get a pretty low score, born
outside of marriage (and the father knew nothing of it), a disruptive
child Jesus caused havoc from his first breath. Scenes of drinking,
using gods name in vain, brutality and a crucifixion must mean that this
is one of the most violent stories of all time. Certainly not
appropriate for good Christian children.
To be fair the story of Jesus' life would get a pretty low score, born
outside of marriage (and the father knew nothing of it), a disruptive
child Jesus caused havoc from his first breath. Scenes of drinking,
using gods name in vain, brutality and a crucifixion must mean that this
is one of the most violent stories of all time. Certainly not
appropriate for good Christian children.
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