Going postal !!

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CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Today, I'm of the opinion that Michael Douglas did a piss poor job in the film "Falling Down".

So, does anybody know where I can get an MP5 carbine and several hundred rounds?

I hate the poeple I ordered computer kit from last week, who not only doubled up the order and charged my visa card twice, but sent it to the flat I sold in May last year... I phoned them this morning - on hold for 70 (yes - seven-zero) minutes..

I also hate my ISP to whom I paid good money for my web hosting, only to be fcuked about in the most unbelievable way by this bunch of thieving incompetents.

That traffic warden prick who keeps ticketing me in Staines needs some rough justice too..

Don't even get me started on being trapped in a shitty contract on account of the market being completely screwed.

Balls to it. I'm going to the pub.



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nevpugh308

4,410 posts

275 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Don't even get me started on being trapped in a shitty contract on account of the market being completely screwed.


All hail, brother .... I'm with you there ....

Passport, tickets to Australia, anti-BFO-spider-spray, right, I'm off .... !



>> Edited by nevpugh308 on Monday 29th July 12:55

JonRB

75,776 posts

278 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Watch out - I think he's gonna blow....

marki

15,763 posts

276 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Watch out - I think he's gonna blow....



Carzzz blew years ago

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Why is it whenever you order something online 9 times out of 10 they fcuk up the delivery.

Its usually the people who have the cheapest prices funnily enough but it winds me up immensely.

Matt.

Podie

46,643 posts

281 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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I hate the poeple I ordered computer kit from last week, who not only doubled up the order and charged my visa card twice, but sent it to the flat I sold in May last year... I phoned them this morning - on hold for 70 (yes - seven-zero) minutes..


Bet I can guess who this is... they've done it to me TWICE and my old man TWICE...

incorrigible

13,668 posts

267 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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I hate the poeple I ordered computer kit from last week, who not only doubled up the order and charged my visa card twice, but sent it to the flat I sold in May last year... I phoned them this morning - on hold for 70 (yes - seven-zero) minutes..


Bet I can guess who this is... they've done it to me TWICE and my old man TWICE...




And they still appear to get plenty of repeat custom

campbell

2,500 posts

289 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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I can get you a good price on the MP5

Shit I think im in the worng place or bizness

Knock them dead (Cama) CarZee
and going to the pub afterwards is a top idea

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

282 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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I hate the poeple I ordered computer kit from last week, who not only doubled up the order and charged my visa card twice, but sent it to the flat I sold in May last year... I phoned them this morning - on hold for 70 (yes - seven-zero) minutes..


Bet I can guess who this is... they've done it to me TWICE and my old man TWICE...



They should be doing Time.

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Heh.. not them... I'd rather pay extra taxes than hand my hard earned over to that lot.

Did some work for them years ago.. made the experience of Yorkshire mills seem quite tame by comparison..

Still, whilst working fixing their returned/faulty PCs, I became quite auto-mechanic like in my ability to step back, admire the workmanship, scratch my chin and say, "cor would you look at that! What muppet built this?". (once to find the company owner stood over my shoulder glaring at me with angry eyes.. how I chortled as I told him to stick his job... )

This lot were once a good northern firm, I've been trading with them on and off for 10 years, but during their recent growth spurt they've become extremely customer unfocused. Shame on them. I hope thier founder is okay about his pissed off customers while he surveys his garage-load of nice cars and his Country esta..D'Oh !!

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 29th July 2002
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Bet I can guess who this is... they've done it to me TWICE and my old man TWICE...
Bet you can't Podie... know why? Because there are dozens if not hundreds of companies in this line of business who all treat their customers like canine fecal matter.

Nonetheless, should I fail to gain satisfaction without further intervention, more indepth comments will follow on my website.. I doubt I need to spell out what the tone might be ..

.mark

11,104 posts

282 months

Tuesday 30th July 2002
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From Bradford are they CarZee?

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th July 2002
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Nope. if you really want to know email me - I can't be arsed playing 20 questions on here

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CarZee

Original Poster:

13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th July 2002
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Right - they've really got on my tits now...

www.fffnh.com/ripoff

Dazren

22,612 posts

267 months

Tuesday 30th July 2002
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Right - they've really got on my tits now...

www.fffnh.com/ripoff



brilliant.

Hang em out to dry.

DAZ

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th July 2002
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If anyone knows of other sites that might publish the link, that'd be cool - I've forwarded it to www.theregister.co.uk.

Can't think of any others right now.. it's getting to that time again..

Podie

46,643 posts

281 months

Wednesday 31st July 2002
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CarZee - looks like I was right after all...

philshort

8,293 posts

283 months

Wednesday 31st July 2002
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Carzee

Funny, they just got on my tits too.

Had to drive from Rugby to Bolton to pick up a hard disk that I needed, because their ordering system wouldn't let me request next day delivery. I sent them an email asking why - no answer. I was getting concerned by 14:00 so I rang them. Got through by 15:40 (you are now number 23 in the queue ....) only to get transferred to another department, then have some pillock recite text off their web site verbatim, like some automaton. I had an account with them, I'd ordered before (back when they gave a damn), and the goods were in stock. "Actually sir its after 16:00, no chance of next day delivery at this time" - f****g dimwit!

So I have to spend six hours on the road next day, spend almost as much again in petrol costs, and lose a whole day of my valuable time. Believe me, if I hadn't had to have that specific drive, or someone else had stock of it (discontinued line), my business would have gone elsewhere.

I complained about the lack of service and they referred me to their website FAQ. Jesus, do they specifically recruit people while can't think for themselves?

What pissed me off most of all was the fact that when I get to Bolton their warehouse is NEXT DOOR to the ParcelForce depot - "no chance of next day delivery at this time" -

Well done on the dabs.con link CarZee, excellent!


>> Edited by philshort on Wednesday 31st July 08:58

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Friday 2nd August 2002
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if anyone doubts the potential of the internet, check this out... picked up within 24hrs of me posting the article..

http://makeashorterlink.com/?V46421B61

GregE240

10,857 posts

273 months

Friday 2nd August 2002
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BTW, that wasn't me who drew attention to your site mate, but bloody funny rant !!



>> Edited by GregE240 on Friday 2nd August 12:50