Royal Family Go Low Profile
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Recieved hot from the Palace by mistake this morning.
Press release - Liz W to General Population.
Following the recent outcry in the press and upper class web sites regarding young Andrew's latest exploits the Royal Family males will be adopting a lower profile and aiming to blend in better as normal members of society.
Prince Philip will no longer be allowed to travel and insult Johnny Foriegner. He will be on reduced pocket money and restricted by electronic tags provided by a Madcop to a local area around one's castle. To avoid any 'slitty eye' references he will not be allowed to drive any Porsches but will have a BMW in line with the families germanic origins (no Greek cars available). His title will be revoked and henceforth he will be known as WindsorPhil.
Charlie will give up his Aston Martin following his embarrasing attempts at Drag Racing in one - and Camilla wants her frock back anyway. In line with his fondness for horses and related sports he will replace his recently sold sportscar with a VW Polo. His title will also no longer be used and due to the fact that his life is going down the pan he will be known as Carzee from now on.
Andrew will retire from public life and give up partying with the wrong sort of people. He has promised no more speed (Harry will have what's left). To enable complete obscurity Andrew will not have a real name, but follow a numbered scheme for those living in Great Britain, being known as gb61390. We have not decided on a car for him, we are too busy today and will leave it until Tamora.
Young Edward refuses to grow up and will be forcibly removed from the theatre, which hopefully will stop him constantly wearing make up and tights everywhere. We have used one's contacts to get him a job as a tanker driver with BP and he will be henceforth known as PetroleumEdward which due to the inabilty of many family members to understand long words will be shortened to PetrolTed.
Please treat them as normal people should you see them on your travels and allow them to buy you a pint and a pie.
Cheers.
Press release - Liz W to General Population.
Following the recent outcry in the press and upper class web sites regarding young Andrew's latest exploits the Royal Family males will be adopting a lower profile and aiming to blend in better as normal members of society.
Prince Philip will no longer be allowed to travel and insult Johnny Foriegner. He will be on reduced pocket money and restricted by electronic tags provided by a Madcop to a local area around one's castle. To avoid any 'slitty eye' references he will not be allowed to drive any Porsches but will have a BMW in line with the families germanic origins (no Greek cars available). His title will be revoked and henceforth he will be known as WindsorPhil.
Charlie will give up his Aston Martin following his embarrasing attempts at Drag Racing in one - and Camilla wants her frock back anyway. In line with his fondness for horses and related sports he will replace his recently sold sportscar with a VW Polo. His title will also no longer be used and due to the fact that his life is going down the pan he will be known as Carzee from now on.
Andrew will retire from public life and give up partying with the wrong sort of people. He has promised no more speed (Harry will have what's left). To enable complete obscurity Andrew will not have a real name, but follow a numbered scheme for those living in Great Britain, being known as gb61390. We have not decided on a car for him, we are too busy today and will leave it until Tamora.
Young Edward refuses to grow up and will be forcibly removed from the theatre, which hopefully will stop him constantly wearing make up and tights everywhere. We have used one's contacts to get him a job as a tanker driver with BP and he will be henceforth known as PetroleumEdward which due to the inabilty of many family members to understand long words will be shortened to PetrolTed.
Please treat them as normal people should you see them on your travels and allow them to buy you a pint and a pie.
Cheers.
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