"You wanna sit on Santa's knee......Oh NO NO!!"

[anniesdad]

Sad, very sad.

Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile.

Very soon, our kids won't be allowed to have any fun and parents won't be able to do things with them.

What the hell is going on?....

[dontlift]

PC Madness

[ntel]

FFS, where will it all end.

[bigandclever]

There's a cartoon in the current Private Eye that offers a solution...

www.private-eye.co.uk/cartoons/1120_09.gif

[cotty]

ntel said:

FFS, where will it all end.

female santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits



>> Edited by cotty on Monday 6th December 15:01

[iandbeech]

In the paper last week, a stores Santa was having a CCTV fitted - to protect Santa from claims of touching other than on his knee. A Santa on a "sleigh" in Bury St Edmunds has a police escort this year as last year he got pelted with stones by youths!

[cptsideways]

cotty said:

[quote=ntel]FFS, where will it all end.

femail santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits

[mcflurry]

Best temp job I ever had. I was the "Santa Clause" introducing some scantily clad ladies at a "Gentlemans Evening"

[FourWheelDrift]

cptsideways said:

cotty said: [quote=ntel]FFS, where will it all end. femail santa's ?????? Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits

Dear Santa, what I would like for Christmas........
www.sirenssecrets.com/santasiren.html

[vixpy1]

cptsideways said:

femail santa's ?????? Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits

I sat on her lap and we talked about the first thing that came up....

I discovered:

She was a Tranny!

[ScoobyZoom]

The Santa in a store in Birmingham is a lady...

[selmer]

anniesdad said:

Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile.

In case???
What don't they do a police check?
And aren't they aware that females can be paedophiles too?

[tiger6791]

selmer said:

anniesdad said: Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile. In case??? What don't they do a police check? And aren't they aware that females can be paedophiles too?

It should be in the contract,

they should call it the




Santa Clause

[selmer]

now that is criminal.

[simpo two]

Okey doke, we'll have some of these

[LongQ]

cotty said:

ntel said: FFS, where will it all end. female santa's ?????? Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits

Hmm. But Santa usually has a beard.

And is quite rotund.

On the other hand, plenty of candidiates for the job out there just waiting for the call!