Gives me wood...

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pigme

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196 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"Anything coming?"
"No"......"Apart from an articulated truck!"


Oh dear!


Daddys going to be mad!


Here in New Zealand, some logging trucks with VERY big, long, loads operate
on private off-highway roads... heres what can happen when a car gets
involved... kinda messy! (I received this a while ago).
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An idiot driving a Ford car (travelling at what seems to be excessive speed)
ran up the rear of Truck #521... (in a BIG way). Two overhanging logs passed
through the windcreen and out the rear window, missing the three occupants
of the car (yes, unbelievably, they SURVIVED).

The car travelled 23 feet up the logs before hitting the rear bumper
of the trailer (with enough force that the car was jammed under the bumper
AND suspended off the ground, by the two logs). The occupants of the (still
moving) car then jumped out onto the gravel road (ouch!!!).

The truck driver (Bill) was unaware of the incident and continued his
journey along Goudies Road for 2 miles, then down Pukapuka Road for a
further 2.5 miles.

Another truck (#655) was travelling up Pukapuka Road. Both trucks slowed to
pass each other - in doing so the dust reduced enough for Bill (driving
Truck #521) to see part of the car in his mirror. He asked Jimmy (in Truck
#655) on the CB radio what was behind him. Jimmy replied that "a car is
hanging off the logs".

On inspection they found no passengers in the car. Bill left his truck
and drove back with Jimmy to locate the cars occupants. They found them on
the side of the road, near to the scene of the original collision. The
ambulance and police arrived...

Cause:

Excessive speed after leaving the public highway and not slowing down for
dusty off highway conditions (where cars are NOT supposed to be).

The driver of the car stated he was familiar with the off highway road (and
the off highway logging trucks travelling on it... YEAH RIGHT). He also
stated he was travelling in light dust, but did not think a truck was ahead
of him - even when he drove into VERY thick dust (obviously swirled up BY a
truck). Stated he "applied the brakes" and when he saw the truck, looked at
his speedo - and was travelling at 45 mph.

THE TRUCKIE WAS NOT AT FAULT.

ZZR600

15,605 posts

274 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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That ford would be the ghia then with wood trim

nevpugh308

4,410 posts

275 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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You know, I've been sat here for 10 minutes now, trying to think of something funny to say ..... failed miserably !!!

JonRB

75,773 posts

278 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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You know, I've been sat here for 10 minutes now, trying to think of something funny to say ..... failed miserably !!!
That must be quite a crushing blow for you.

pigme

Original Poster:

196 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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You know, I've been sat here for 10 minutes now, trying to think of something funny to say ..... failed miserably !!!


Well that made me laugh!

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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The guy in the car must have felt a plank

lrussell5

567 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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the car obviously didnt cedar truck

nevpugh308

4,410 posts

275 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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I'm totally outclassed here .... not even going to bother ! .... nearest I could get was something about the "tree occupants" .....

shoggoth1

815 posts

271 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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Yew think it's funny, lucky they're Oak kay.

nevpugh308

4,410 posts

275 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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Well, if you're going to degenerate to that level of humour you can leaf me out ! You're bark-ing up the wrong tree if you think that's funny ! Wood you believe some people, tsk !

big rumbly

973 posts

290 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"I think I've got a splinter in my finger"

JonRB

75,773 posts

278 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"That's funny, the map didn't say this was a trunk road".

lrussell5

567 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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he should have branched off earlier before rooting himself. leaves such a mess....

ENOUGH!!

JonRB

75,773 posts

278 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"Walnut trees to get new car dashboard veneer"

Stevie Chicken

83 posts

268 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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Public Saftey Notice

"Always check tyre pressures before collecting Xmas trees"

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"The cast of Neighbours in tragic coach accident"

pigme

Original Poster:

196 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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Truck carrying tree seeds in 120 year long traffic jam! (think..)

lrussell5

567 posts

269 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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quote:

"The cast of Neighbours in tragic coach accident"


billb

3,198 posts

271 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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morgan test latest chassis..

rthierry

684 posts

287 months

Thursday 18th July 2002
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"Ford car assault truck. Truck log was harder and longer! 3 Survived "
or whatever...