Any TV programme makers out there?

[.mark]

I have a cuning plan!
Now I think we all agree Big Brother is a bit sh1te so how about 'Old Brother'? The plan is to get a load of OAP's in the house and set them tasks, e.g:-
"Hawse meytes, thiz weks task is for each of ye te tawk for 2 minutes, ye moost nat menchon the war or the youth of tudey. If ye cumplet thiz task ye awl git a fish an pea supper"
or
"Tudey the hawse meytes drank 1 hot chocolate, 2 Oveltines and 14 litres of tea"
Imagine eviction!
"Reginald I'm coming to get you, you have 3 days to pack your bags and climb the staircase"

Just a thought!

[mattjbatch]

And deny them a Werthers ration. Or is that going too far

[Bonce]

Love the Geordie typing!

It would give the newspapers a lot more scope to dig for dirt in their past too.
The News of the World could run a feature on all 80 of Ethel's known lovers, or the truth behind Herbert's first wife's death.

[CleG]

LMAO .. sounds a funny one I bet it would get some of the oldies watching .. "Bid Brother"

[filmidget]

A more productive idea perhaps:

Cold Turkey Brother.

Load of addicts in a sealed environent going cold turkey. Solves many problems in one go and cold be quite entertaining in a sadistic society-getting-its-own-back kind of way.

Winner(s?) get to live. Remainder get to remove themselves from the gene pool with whatever they fancy an excess of...

Cheers, Phil (admitedly not in the best of moods)