Completely locked out...

[JorEl]

Have a suspected dud battery and in my f*cking wisdom, instead of trying to jump start via the Anderson connector, I decided to go in through the 'Tuscan owners secret entrance' to access the inside and my my tools, locking wheel nuts, etc with the hope of jacking up the front end, removing the wheel and inspecting the battery...

Result - I've stuffed it up completely and need help. Can I PM someone to seek alternative access options? (Obviously not for public forum viewing).

[J J]

Put the jump leads back on and stick a battery charger on to the leads, give it an hour or so and try opening. Worth a shot.

[JorEl]

Battery issue is fixed thanks, car's running and we're all good there. But I still am completely locked out of the boot! Lucky I have over 40litres of fuel in the tank!
The boot release button is activating when I de-press it, but due to my stuffing around the boot will not open... again, I need to PM someone with superior knowledge on how to access the boot... Help please fellas?