PH cycle jersey thread - disappeared!
PH cycle jersey thread - disappeared!
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yellowjack

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18,450 posts

195 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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A few minutes ago there was a thread up here asking "would you buy a PH cycle jersey".

By the time I'd composed a reply, it refused my submission, showing up as "sorry - thread closed"

A nugget of hope, that dim light at the end of the long tunnel. Cruelly extinguished by 'the powers that be'. C'mon Mr Garlick, Le Mans was a long time ago. There are many of us who'd buy a new jersey if one was offered for sale, but there has been a deafening silence from above. Please tell us that there is something in the pipeline, and that the previous poster "eybic" who described himself as "Mr Garlick's teaboy" simply let the cat out of the bag a little too early. Please!

Steve vRS

5,395 posts

270 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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yellowjack said:
By the time I'd composed a reply, it refused my submission, showing up as "sorry - thread closed"
Snap!

Steve

bakerstreet

5,043 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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It would have just turned into another 11 page epic...

I'd like one, but I just want to buy it through normal channels. IE, buy one from the PH shop and then send it back and exchange for larger/smaller size if its too big/small ect.

Garlick

40,601 posts

269 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Apologies, allow me to explain.

Eybic is my new 'able assistant' and while I was sleeping off a hangover (at least I'm honest) he jumped the gun a little with that post and I removed it (and demanded he performed a tea run too). Not his fault, he was only being keen.

Allow me to explain...

We met with the merchandise supplier yesterday, cycling tops were mentioned and we have asked them to look at adding them as a stock item next year. Good news. We know you want them, so there isn't any need to ask you again.

However what we will do is allow the supplier to have some thinking time on how this could work, to find a manufacturer who can make MTB and road jerseys to the required quality, to think about price point and to devise an easy to follow sizing structure etc etc

Once we have that in place we will announce in more detail (I can't see much happening before Feb next year) and we'll share some designs too as well as allowing you to submit some ideas of your own.

Hope that clears it up a bit smile

eybic

9,212 posts

203 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Sorry for that everyone.

I've been suitably reprimanded shoot

IroningMan

10,598 posts

275 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Great stuff.

The jerseys, not Eybic's kicking, that is...

bakerstreet

5,043 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Good to hear that we will be able to buy them in a more traditional fashion smile

Jayfish

6,795 posts

232 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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bakerstreet said:
Good to hear that we will be able to buy them in a more traditional fashion smile
Buying stuff off the internet traditional smile
Now I feel old wink

Disco You

3,748 posts

209 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Garlick said:
Apologies, allow me to explain.

Eybic is my new 'able assistant' and while I was sleeping off a hangover (at least I'm honest) he jumped the gun a little with that post and I removed it (and demanded he performed a tea run too). Not his fault, he was only being keen.

Allow me to explain...

We met with the merchandise supplier yesterday, cycling tops were mentioned and we have asked them to look at adding them as a stock item next year. Good news. We know you want them, so there isn't any need to ask you again.

However what we will do is allow the supplier to have some thinking time on how this could work, to find a manufacturer who can make MTB and road jerseys to the required quality, to think about price point and to devise an easy to follow sizing structure etc etc

Once we have that in place we will announce in more detail (I can't see much happening before Feb next year) and we'll share some designs too as well as allowing you to submit some ideas of your own.

Hope that clears it up a bit smile
Yippeeeeeeeee!

Celtic Dragon

3,353 posts

264 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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eybic said:
Sorry for that everyone.

I've been suitably reprimanded shoot
Hope you appeased the boss with Fox's bisquits on the tea run! smile

eybic

9,212 posts

203 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Celtic Dragon said:
Hope you appeased the boss with Fox's bisquits on the tea run! smile
Home made (by the Mrs.) Oatmeal & Raisin cookies actually tongue out

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

208 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Thats how he got the job.

Rolls

1,502 posts

206 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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We've got this far, and no-one has even mentioned a list?

Some Gump

13,018 posts

215 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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List of people disgruntled with the work experince boy:

1) Garlick

Rob_T

1,916 posts

280 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Garlick said:
We met with the merchandise supplier yesterday, cycling tops were mentioned and we have asked them to look at adding them as a stock item next year. Good news. We know you want them, so there isn't any need to ask you again.

However what we will do is allow the supplier to have some thinking time on how this could work, to find a manufacturer who can make MTB and road jerseys to the required quality, to think about price point and to devise an easy to follow sizing structure etc etc

Once we have that in place we will announce in more detail (I can't see much happening before Feb next year) and we'll share some designs too as well as allowing you to submit some ideas of your own.

Hope that clears it up a bit smile
Sorry I dont think I've ever read such a non committal if but and maybe post. Previous offerings by garlick have been far more concrete sounding yet have lead to nothing but pages and pages of frustrated posts.

I really think you need to do better than the above.

eybic

9,212 posts

203 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Rob_T said:
Garlick said:
We met with the merchandise supplier yesterday, cycling tops were mentioned and we have asked them to look at adding them as a stock item next year. Good news. We know you want them, so there isn't any need to ask you again.

However what we will do is allow the supplier to have some thinking time on how this could work, to find a manufacturer who can make MTB and road jerseys to the required quality, to think about price point and to devise an easy to follow sizing structure etc etc

Once we have that in place we will announce in more detail (I can't see much happening before Feb next year) and we'll share some designs too as well as allowing you to submit some ideas of your own.

Hope that clears it up a bit smile
Sorry I dont think I've ever read such a non committal if but and maybe post. Previous offerings by garlick have been far more concrete sounding yet have lead to nothing but pages and pages of frustrated posts.

I really think you need to do better than the above.
It was mentioned in passing at a meeting and unfortunately I jumped the gun and posted about it. I'm sorry you feel like that but it's my fault for posting about it and that's why there is nothing concrete, if we can do them we will but at the moment it's an if.

Nathan

Rob_T

1,916 posts

280 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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eybic said:
Rob_T said:
Garlick said:
We met with the merchandise supplier yesterday, cycling tops were mentioned and we have asked them to look at adding them as a stock item next year. Good news. We know you want them, so there isn't any need to ask you again.

However what we will do is allow the supplier to have some thinking time on how this could work, to find a manufacturer who can make MTB and road jerseys to the required quality, to think about price point and to devise an easy to follow sizing structure etc etc

Once we have that in place we will announce in more detail (I can't see much happening before Feb next year) and we'll share some designs too as well as allowing you to submit some ideas of your own.

Hope that clears it up a bit smile
Sorry I dont think I've ever read such a non committal if but and maybe post. Previous offerings by garlick have been far more concrete sounding yet have lead to nothing but pages and pages of frustrated posts.

I really think you need to do better than the above.
It was mentioned in passing at a meeting and unfortunately I jumped the gun and posted about it. I'm sorry you feel like that but it's my fault for posting about it and that's why there is nothing concrete, if we can do them we will but at the moment it's an if.

Nathan
Nathan

It is absolutely not your fault and i'm not blaming you for anything. This has been shambolic for quite some time. Do not allow yourself to be or be viewed as the fall guy on this. You have nothing in my opinion to apologise for.

Thank you however for confirming my perception of garliks post. Expectation setting has not been a strong point of his it must be said.

yellowjack

Original Poster:

18,450 posts

195 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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After lots of silence from PH Towers, on Thursday 25th July 2013, in this thread... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/post.asp?h=0&am... ...I posted this...

yellowjack said:
...To paraphrase a former Prime Minister:

"This morning the Pistonheads Massive, on the World Wide Web, handed Haymarket Publishing a final Note, stating that, unless we hear from them by 11 o'clock (tomorrow?) that Pistonheads management are prepared, at once, to authorise a new cycling jersey for sale, a state of war will exist between us."

"I have to tell you now that I doubt any such undertaking will be received, and that consequently, this forum will soon be at war with Garlick."

"You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to us that all our long struggle to win jerseys has failed. Yet I cannot believe that there is anything more, or anything different, that we could have done, and that would have been more successful."

"Up to the very last it would have been quite possible to have arranged a peaceful and honourable settlement between PistonHeads and this forum, but Garlick would not have it. He had evidently made up his mind to ignore our pleas whatever happened, and although He now says he put forward reasonable proposals which were rejected by Us, that is not a true statement. The proposals were never shown to us, and, although they were announced in an internal Haymarket email on Thursday night, Garlick did not wait to hear comments on them, but continued to ignore our very real need. His action shows convincingly that there is no chance of expecting that this man will ever give us the jerseys we so desperately desire. He can only be stopped by force."

"We are today, in fulfilment of our obligations, going to the aid of our jersey-less comrades, who are so bravely resisting this wicked and unprovoked attack on them. We have a clear conscience. We have done all that any forum could do to establish peace. The situation in which no word given by Garlick could be trusted, and no forum contributor could feel themselves safe has become intolerable. And now that we have resolved to finish it, I know that you will all play your part with calmness and courage."

"At such a moment as this the assurances of support that we have received from the Empire are a source of profound encouragement to us."

"This forum has made plans under which it will be possible to carry on the work of designing our own new jersey, in the days of stress and strain that may be ahead. But these plans need your help. You may be taking your part in the design of a jersey yourself, as a voter in one of the endless polls that will be necessary, or simply by putting your name on 'The List' to buy the finished product. If so you will report for duty in accordance with the instructions you have received. You may be engaged in work essential to the production of the jerseys, so essential to the life of the cyclist - in factories, in transport, in public utility concerns, or in the supply of other necessaries of life. If so, it is of vital importance that you should carry on with your jobs."

"Now may God bless you all. May He defend the right. It is the evil things that we shall be fighting against - corporate indifference, injustice, oppression and persecution - and against them I am certain that the right will prevail."

Apologies to anyone offended by my (mis)use of the declaration of war on Germany, delivered by Prime Minister Neville Chaberlain on a nationwide radio broadcast, 03 September 1939. Original here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/ww2outbreak/7957.shtm... ...for those interested.
...which, later that same day got the following response...

Garlick said:
hehe

I have designs coming, I did say give me some time frown

You gents do make me smile. Can't knock the enthusiasm!
Please define "some time" for us? It's getting on for 5 months now rolleyes

Garlick

40,601 posts

269 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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As said before, the honest answer is while it's always on our list of things we'd like to do, running the place on a small team means it slips while other things take priority. Shambolic maybe, but sadly true when other priorities take our time. There's loads we'd like to do, Nathan's appointment is designed to give more hands to the job so we might actually be able to do some of the fun stuff we want to do

No post should have been made today, we don't have much to say and I wanted to wait until we did. Nathan posted, I removed it and then commented a to why I removed it with an update.

What I said was true and, rather than try and do it ourselves, we've (finally) handed it to the experts who are looking at the best way of fulfilling.

The next update will be when we have something to offer

yellowjack

Original Poster:

18,450 posts

195 months

Thursday 12th December 2013
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Wow. This is fun. It's a bit like poking a bear with a stick, and wondering if, when the bear bites back, the stick'll be long enough wink