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LimaDelta

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8,414 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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I'm sure it has been covered here before, but some methods of ensuring your CV goes straight in the bin:

Spelling and gramatical errors - if you don't even bother to proof read your CV then why would you bother doing any other work to a decent standard. If you can't spell, ask someone to check it for you.

Irrelevant experience - so, you're familiar with Windows 95, 2000 and XP? How interesting.

Stupid email addresses - you can be medplayboy69 if you want, but don't put it on your CV, you look like a tt.

Grrr.

mu0n

2,348 posts

162 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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hehe

What sort of person are you hiring?

thetapeworm

13,781 posts

268 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Thanks

Digger

16,818 posts

220 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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One spelling mistake and a lack of a question mark . . .


Binned.

LimaDelta

Original Poster:

8,414 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Digger said:
One spelling mistake and a lack of a question mark . . .


Binned.
hehe It's not a CV, it's an internet forum. HTH

LimaDelta

Original Poster:

8,414 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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mu0n said:
hehe

What sort of person are you hiring?
An engineer. Would have thought CV guidelines are pretty universal though?

944fan

4,962 posts

214 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Stupid Hobbies - had one CV for a guy who enjoyed Warhammer Games, fantasy medieval dressing up and re-enactments, making models of medieval torture instruments. Riiiiiiiight. Don't think you will fit in here.

mu0n

2,348 posts

162 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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LimaDelta said:
An engineer. Would have thought CV guidelines are pretty universal though?
If it was for a 'retail assistant' at Topshop, it would be understandable.

If it was for Managing Director at BP, then it would be hilarious. smile

Gargamel

16,349 posts

290 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Had one yesterday where the email address was (and I kid you not)

justuseme@xyz

I was intrigued.

thetapeworm

13,781 posts

268 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Why get hung up on email addresses and hobbies?

Can the person fulfil your needs for the role in question? If so then give them a chance, it's not as if you will be expected to play magical soldier games with them or give your customers their personal email address.

Does the engineer need to create documentation without the use of a spell checker?

Some of the most talented "hands on" people I know aren't exactly academic high-fliers but give them the necessary tools, materials and a problem to solve and they will put a lot of "clever" people to shame.

Yes you should take care on a CV and make sure things are accurate but the points raised by the OP aren't exactly going to kill anyone in the workplace, if you have Windows 8.1 then the 95 experience won't be of use but I read that as "I'm familiar with computers" rather than "I stopped being able to use those new-fangled flashing whirly boxes when ME was released".

qube_TA

8,405 posts

274 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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I get sent crap CV's all the time, some are really bizarre, I had one this week where the applicant had decided to add a full length picture of himself and another where there was a full background picture of some lightning with very small white text over the top making it almost impossible to read.

It's very rare now to receive one that's spelt correctly and formatted so you can read it, most look like an Ebay auction for a Citroen Saxo.

Crap hobbies amuse me, why adding that you like going out with friends and watching TV onto your CV is going to help secure that interview is beyond me.

My favourite recently was from a chap who had spent 3 years to obtain a 'Level 7' diploma in testing games! A level 4 or 5 I could believe but to go all the way to level 7 was just insane, I bet he could test all the cards in Monopoly in about 30 seconds flat!


Gargamel

16,349 posts

290 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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thetapeworm said:
Why get hung up on email addresses and hobbies?

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I am not, just thought it was funny.

Not bothered if they like Role Playing, or God, golf, masturbating or building fetish dungeons.

Though to be honest, golf isn't very popular round here. wink





CDP

8,041 posts

283 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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LimaDelta said:
Irrelevant experience - so, you're familiar with Windows 95, 2000 and XP? How interesting.
It depends. If it's got to get through HR or (worse) an agency who are completely ignorant of the job it might be necessary. Some of these people simply match strings of letters but filter out CVs even before they reach people who understand them.

A mate with wide experience of developing commercial websites was once pulled up by an alleged IT agent for not having HTML (whatever that was); he assumed HTML was a given in his field so didn't think it worth the clutter...

Of course this makes presentation, grammar and spelling all the more important.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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One big thing with a CV is that without some of the fluff arroudn your skills they can be miss-read, specially where the same term can be used for more than one thing such as Automotive packaging.

LimaDelta

Original Poster:

8,414 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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thetapeworm said:
Why get hung up on email addresses and hobbies?

Can the person fulfil your needs for the role in question? If so then give them a chance, it's not as if you will be expected to play magical soldier games with them or give your customers their personal email address.

Does the engineer need to create documentation without the use of a spell checker?

Some of the most talented "hands on" people I know aren't exactly academic high-fliers but give them the necessary tools, materials and a problem to solve and they will put a lot of "clever" people to shame.

Yes you should take care on a CV and make sure things are accurate but the points raised by the OP aren't exactly going to kill anyone in the workplace, if you have Windows 8.1 then the 95 experience won't be of use but I read that as "I'm familiar with computers" rather than "I stopped being able to use those new-fangled flashing whirly boxes when ME was released".
Of course they aren't going to kill people (we have other people for that), but I need a quick way of filtering out the CVs of people I don't want to waste time considering. It may seem harsh, but we can be very picky in our industry and little things matter. It's not about spelling per se, it's about attention to detail, and that really matters here.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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what's the role and location?

LimaDelta

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8,414 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Engineer1 said:
what's the role and location?
Fixing boats, worldwide.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Only ask as I am looking to escape my current role, - my spelling is crap on here as work didn't install any spell checker on IE before locking the machines down.

MysteryLemon

4,968 posts

220 months

Wednesday 28th August 2013
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Totally agree on the email point.

When applying for new work myself, I have a sensible email address (containing my name) which isn't linked to anything else. I use it solely for applying for jobs (not that I have in a while). It also stops the employer googling my email address and finding my facebook account and what not. I have no issue with them looking at my facebook, but would rather they didn't make my profile picture a consideration in whether I should get the job or not...

Spelling mistakes are inexcusable on a CV. Every word processor has spell check. It's just lazy.

Irrelevant experience isn't so much of an issue I find. Sometimes it's useful to put irrelevant skills in. Not take up a whole page with them, but maybe a little sub section with general stuff like the example you gave (experience with computers etc.).