CarZee Conundrum: Chicken or Egg ?

[CarZee]

Do Deviants become Traffic Wardens or do Traffic Wardens become Deviants?

Answers on a postcard.. umm.. no that'll never work - best post them below

[billb]

must be a lot of deviants in northampton then as the number or wardens under a new council scheme started last year has gone up from about 8 to 40 - corresponding fines have gone past the £ 1 million....yet still I wreck my suspension every day on the shite road outside my house - where does the money go...

[M@H]

Well there's a seriously nice looking young lady traffic warden in Cheltenham so perhaps I should ask her

Saying that, I can see this thread going the way of others last friday if I take that comment any further so ignore what I just wrote..

Cheers
Matt.

[mondeoman]

quote:
...where does the money go...

Holidays for Councillors, ooops, sorry, Fact-Finding visits to The Maldives (cos they have just the same challenges facing them and have a good solution for us to investigate)..... Ooohh and pet-project SPECs cameras and other such tosh...

Oh, and out-reach-workers for registered blind, lesbian asylum seekers from Outer Mongolia, cos we've got LOADS of them here and they need individual help n support...

But in answer to the original question... Deviatns first - who else but a deviant would WANT to be a legalised thief, sorry, Traffic Warden

[elanturbo]

When I picked up the baby from nursery on friday, a door that is usually closed was ajar. I had a squint in and low and behold,... the room was full of baby traffic wardens! They appear to have been ignored most of the time (no love in their lives) and fed only lemons (twisted grimaces) and garlic (bad breath).
It was so cute when in unison they all squeeked, 'sorry mate, just doing my job.'

[ap_smith]

In that case, we need one of those scenes out of alien, where ripley goes bananas with a flamethrower.

[gnomesmith]

quote:
...where does the money go...

In London, at least, it is ring fenced to pay for parking..which of course includes the costs of the Parking Attendants.


>> Edited by gnomesmith on Monday 8th July 18:09