Going down

[ZZR600]

Pierre the fighter pilot was enjoying a day off with his lovely fiancee on the banks of the river seine , passionately she whispers in his ear "kiss my lips pierre my darling" before hs does , pierre dips his fingers in the red wine and touches her lips. "pierre, what are you doing" she whispers , pierre replies "darling , when pierre the fighter pilot has red meat , he must taste red wine". Things begin to heat up as they do she whispers "pierre, kiss my navel darling" at which point pierre touches his fingers in some white wine and drips it round the rim of her navel. "pierre darling , what are you doing now?" she asks. he replies "darling , i am pierre the fighter pilot , when i taste white meat i must have white wine to go with it". naturally it is not long before they are embraced in wild passion , she looks him in the eyes and gasps "darling , kiss me lower ,yes lower". at this point pierre pours a glass of cognac on her lower regions and sets it alight with a match. With a scream she dives into the seine and surfaces with reed hanging off her head screaming "pierre, what the hell did you do that for?" standing proudly before her he proclaimed "darling , i am pierre the fighter pilot and when i go down , i go down in flames!!!"

>>> Edited by ZZR600 on Saturday 6th July 12:24

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Superb!

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