VBH

[gazzab]

Happened (?!) to be watching Men and Motors coverage of the BTCC the other night. VBH was presenting. For those in the know I noticed (as per Graham Norton) a 'Camels Toe' ie tight trousers. Grrrrrr

[pjg]

Not another VBH thread...!

Camel's toe... new one on me... I've always prefered the term "lip reading"...

Although the best (or worst) descirption I've ever heard for it is "a badly packed kebab"...

>> Edited by pjg on Thursday 4th July 10:40

[neil_cardiff]

Evidence please people?

[neil_cardiff]

[moleamol]

The term I enjoy most is 'monkeys yed' yed being local dialect for head

[pjg]

Hmmm... I can see a very O/T thread starting... "alternative names for..."

[Roadrunner]

A mate told me about a site for this, very amusing. It was called cameltoe.de

[raceboy]

Just type cameltoe in to your search engine, after a quick look this was the funniest!
www.ratemycameltoe.com/
ps.
Just noticed it gives you a differnet picture each time, some may find this offensive

>> Edited by raceboy on Thursday 4th July 13:56

[mel]

Just to pull this back onto cars it's actually a "Beatle Bonnet"

[neil_cardiff]

quote:
Just type cameltoe in to your search engine, after a quick look this was the funniest!
www.ratemycameltoe.com/
ps.
Just noticed it gives you a differnet picture each time, some may find this offensive

No worries there old boy...

>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Thursday 4th July 14:01

[philshort]

That F5 key is sure getting a hammering!

Some of the comments below the pictures on that site had me ROTFLOL! Hilarious!

e.g

quote:I would crawl , bare chested , through five miles of broken glass just to kiss the lugs nuts of the truck that hauled her panties to the laundry

>> Edited by philshort on Thursday 4th July 14:10

[ninja_eli]

quote:
Some of the comments below the pictures on that site had me ROTFLOL! Hilarious!
>> Edited by philshort on Thursday 4th July 14:10

I hadn't checked the site until I saw your post, and I was laughing out load from some of them. One which had me laughing:

"this looks so hot, i have to eat her 24/7. steamboat willie is going into the hairy aquarium. woo hoo. munchy munchy"

(You have to see the pic to get the full effect BTW)

[pjg]

quote:
steamboat willie is going into the hairy aquarium

I think I've just died of laughter... that is THE funniest thing I've heard in YEARS

[raceboy]

Seen the toe, but the T-Shirt
www.cameltoe.org/gear.html

[ninja_eli]

quote:
Seen the toe, but the T-Shirt
www.cameltoe.org/gear.html

Just had a look. That is some funny shit. Read the sales line:

Lets face it...nothing says "I have arrived" like a Cameltoe T-Shirt. If you are a woman, guys will see your knowthetoe™ shirt, and instantly realize that, unlike your friends, you have a great sense of humor and joie de vivre. If you are a guy, women will see you in this shirt and recognize that you are a connoisseur of the finer things in life...a man not afraid to stop and appreciate a beautiful sunset...a man with a sense of aesthetics. Or they might think you are a jackass. But at least they will notice you. What you do with the opportunity is really up to you. These shirts are quality Beefy T's. 100% cotton, not that crap 50/50 polyester blend that clings to your nipples. They are white, like Regis Philbin. Sizes are the usual: M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL. They run pretty big. Buy lots

[ninja_eli]

And another quality quote:

(hairy one with the thong pulled up tight!)

"It looks like she is strangling a kitten"

[dougal]

Sugar Puff

[Steve Harrison]

Munch on the hairy hamburger guys

[CarZee]

Open the Mutton Shutters

[Steve Harrison]

As in:

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A: A quarter pounder with cheese.


er... Maybe I should get my coat.