Numptie of the day award
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And my nomination is . 
OK so i get up this morning take a shower and drive home (stayed over with my Squeeze) i am in Denmark so i have to get back to Malmo Sweden over the Oresund bridge, on the bridge toll booth section they have 1 lane for Brobizz users you know the little transmiters that open the "Red and White stripped highly visable barrier" and then automatically bills you every month there are many signs telling you that this lane is only for Brobizz users there are Red lights and arrows telling you to turn off if you dont have Brobizz and at the end of the lane there is the before mentioned RED AND WHITE STRIPED BARRIER A RED TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT IS ILUMINATED RED IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BROBIZZ , anyway i am following a Golf Mk2 in a numptie maroon colour that is on Swiss plates, i find it unlikely that a gentlman from Switzerland will have Brobizz but i follow him in to that lane , he go`s past all the flashing red and anber signs at about 60kph and finally drives into the RED AND WHITE STRIPED BARRIER which totally destroys his windscreen and bends his screen surround, just after the barrier there is the Swedish customs post he then almosts runs down the customs officer locks up and slides to a halt looking totally totally lost and a little angy at the damage to his car .
WHAT ARE THESE CRETINS THINKING OF
OK so i get up this morning take a shower and drive home (stayed over with my Squeeze) i am in Denmark so i have to get back to Malmo Sweden over the Oresund bridge, on the bridge toll booth section they have 1 lane for Brobizz users you know the little transmiters that open the "Red and White stripped highly visable barrier" and then automatically bills you every month there are many signs telling you that this lane is only for Brobizz users there are Red lights and arrows telling you to turn off if you dont have Brobizz and at the end of the lane there is the before mentioned RED AND WHITE STRIPED BARRIER A RED TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT IS ILUMINATED RED IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BROBIZZ , anyway i am following a Golf Mk2 in a numptie maroon colour that is on Swiss plates, i find it unlikely that a gentlman from Switzerland will have Brobizz but i follow him in to that lane , he go`s past all the flashing red and anber signs at about 60kph and finally drives into the RED AND WHITE STRIPED BARRIER which totally destroys his windscreen and bends his screen surround, just after the barrier there is the Swedish customs post he then almosts runs down the customs officer locks up and slides to a halt looking totally totally lost and a little angy at the damage to his car .
WHAT ARE THESE CRETINS THINKING OF 
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