Max Power Tits

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Pete_W

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646 posts

269 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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little gits in nasty cars were screaming round a car park near mine last night in the small hours. Woke me up twice they did, not happy. Its been an ongoing things for a year or so now.

What's the best way to thwart their efforts? Figured the boys in blue wouldn't give a monkeys!

JMorgan

36,010 posts

290 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Change the exit signs around. They will eventually run out of petrol trying to find a way out, silence.

Ali_D

1,115 posts

290 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Go round to the car park in a proper performance car, then they'll all slope off embarassed by their pathetic atempts at going fast.

neil_cardiff

17,113 posts

270 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Sniper rifles usually work well.

pjg

46,643 posts

281 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Tear into the car park, and claim that the rozzers are on the way...

The only think that will really stop them are things like speed humps...

domster

8,431 posts

276 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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The ones I've seen speed up for speed humps. Obviously haven't fitted their rock hard spax kit yet then (Corsa 998cc fitment).

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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I've found coppers do seem to give a sh1t about cruises. Problem is there is often not much they can do. Think about it, hundreds of scallies with scores of Novas, Saxos and Fiestas vs two traffic cops and a Volvo. If the cruise is not too big they might be able to move on but they'll just go somewhere else.
What police do do however is keep a visible presence there to try and stop some of the hooning around. They might also restrict entry and exit in order to check the cars' tyres, exhaust noise, lights etc.
Often they'll also take photos and videos and then send a letter to the registered keeper warning them not to attend such events again. Not much the police can do really.

However from personal experience I have to say that people who go to cruises are not all twats. They might not know how to wear hats and drive stupid cars but like any group of people the minority of knobheads make the majority look bad.

Pete_W

Original Poster:

646 posts

269 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Its not a cruise as such, just a couple of tits in ford festers.

I did actually think about taking the Tiv over and making them look silly, but

1) I was over the limit
2) It would make more noise than the 8-cylinders they managed to muster between them
3) I wasn't about to reduce myself to their level

and besides I couldn't find my baseball cap

Do you reckon I'd get set upon by said tits if I took the camera over to gather evidence, bearing in mind this is Manchester!

M@H

11,297 posts

278 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Do you reckon I'd get set upon by said tits if I took the camera over to gather evidence, bearing in mind this is Manchester!





Err yes.. or some lads might visit you or your car later on...

madcop

6,649 posts

269 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Phone the nick and inform them that there are a couple of stolen cars racing around the car park. Say they are too far away to read the index plates but they are likely to kill someone if it isnt stopped. You will soon find a uniform presence in the area!

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Just get some ear plugs and you'll be OK

marki

15,763 posts

276 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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and besides I couldn't find my baseball cap





Dont you mean Bat

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Phone the nick and inform them that there are a couple of stolen cars racing around the car park. Say they are too far away to read the index plates but they are likely to kill someone if it isnt stopped. You will soon find a uniform presence in the area!



Either that or mention that you've seen someone with what looks like a gun..... much more likely to ellicit a response than a couple of stolen cars....

Pete_W

Original Poster:

646 posts

269 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Phone the nick and inform them that there are a couple of stolen cars racing around the car park. Say they are too far away to read the index plates but they are likely to kill someone if it isnt stopped. You will soon find a uniform presence in the area!



-the way forward, cheers!

Pete_W

Original Poster:

646 posts

269 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Just get some ear plugs and you'll be OK



Or drink more cider before bedtime or maybe close the double glazed window........

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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If you want to drink cider just go over and join them. They'll probably have a 3 litre bottle of Strongbow going round.

zertec

499 posts

289 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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Phone the nick and inform them that there are a couple of stolen cars racing around the car park. Say they are too far away to read the index plates but they are likely to kill someone if it isnt stopped. You will soon find a uniform presence in the area!


How do you know they are stolen then?

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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You don't but plod will think they can nick someone for stealing a car and will therefore attend. QED

M@H

11,297 posts

278 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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If you want to drink cider just go over and join them. They'll probably have a 3 litre bottle of Strongbow going round.



Strongbow... no way thats much to strong and dry... they all drink Woodpecker
..thats a refreshing change

apache

39,731 posts

290 months

Thursday 4th July 2002
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I think plod will give a shit.....my lad has had to produce documents over 10 times in the last 12 months, he drives a pug with big alloys and wears a baseball cap....plods favourite target amongst motorists