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Not entirely on-topic, but:
after dropping my car off for its MOT, bloke's just phoned to say that I've got one bald tyre and my headlights are set too high. I told him that all four tyres are three months old and have loads of tread and there's a headlight adjustment switch to the right of the steering wheel (tosser).
Anyway, totty. After dropping the car off, I popped in to my usual barbers, took my coat off and realised that Pat (50-something with a good line in conversation on any topic you like) was looking particularly... female. Female, 20-ish and fit, in fact. Well, I resisted the urge to ask when he'd had the op and had a very enjoyable head massage and trim. She seemed a bit dizzy, but then I suspect I wasn't talking much sense either
after dropping my car off for its MOT, bloke's just phoned to say that I've got one bald tyre and my headlights are set too high. I told him that all four tyres are three months old and have loads of tread and there's a headlight adjustment switch to the right of the steering wheel (tosser).
Anyway, totty. After dropping the car off, I popped in to my usual barbers, took my coat off and realised that Pat (50-something with a good line in conversation on any topic you like) was looking particularly... female. Female, 20-ish and fit, in fact. Well, I resisted the urge to ask when he'd had the op and had a very enjoyable head massage and trim. She seemed a bit dizzy, but then I suspect I wasn't talking much sense either
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Not entirely on-topic, but:
after dropping my car off for its MOT, bloke's just phoned to say that I've got one bald tyre and my headlights are set too high. I told him that all four tyres are three months old and have loads of tread and there's a headlight adjustment switch to the right of the steering wheel (tosser).
Anyway, totty. After dropping the car off, I popped in to my usual barbers, took my coat off and realised that Pat (50-something with a good line in conversation on any topic you like) was looking particularly... female. Female, 20-ish and fit, in fact. Well, I resisted the urge to ask when he'd had the op and had a very enjoyable head massage and trim. She seemed a bit dizzy, but then I suspect I wasn't talking much sense either
"Something for the Weekend Sir"
(in a Fast Show Tailor stylee)
Had to drive my wife`s Espace to work today instead of my Griff - bad news - but to compensate there was a lovely young lady sitting in the next lane in a blue Honda Accord, with a very short skirt and very long legs -There are some advantages to being stuck on the M25 in very slow moving traffic!!
Think on balance I`d still prefer to be in the Griff though!!
Neal
S14 TVR
Think on balance I`d still prefer to be in the Griff though!!
Neal
S14 TVR
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Had to drive my wife`s Espace to work today instead of my Griff - bad news - but to compensate there was a lovely young lady sitting in the next lane in a blue Honda Accord, with a very short skirt and very long legs -There are some advantages to being stuck on the M25 in very slow moving traffic!!
Think on balance I`d still prefer to be in the Griff though!!
Neal
S14 TVR
not in the Blonde
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