Something to round the afternoon off...

[CarZee]

Don't ask me where this fcuked up idea came from, but once it came, I just had to put pen to paper..

www.fffnh.com/libmid

enjoy (or not! )

[nigelbasson]

Sick......but strangely amusing!!

[CarZee]

Ummm.. truth stranger than fiction? you decide...

from www.fffnh.com/libmid : Liberal Midwifery on the Rocks - Accumulation of dead babies called into question by FFFnH

quote:“These are early days for the programme, and success rates have been slightly on the low side. Out of a total of 1215 births since the programme began, we have successfully delivered 76 healthy babies. The rest were either stillborn or died within hours. We do understand that this sounds bad to the layperson, but it’s a matter of perspective. What I mean is we failed to deliver a single healthy child in the first 900 instances, but since then we’ve improved our practices and are happy to have delivered 76 out of 315 with a healthy outcome, so our success rate is now up to 30% on our latest sample.”

and from today's Evening Standard: (www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=637984&in_review_text_id=608536)

quote:Hospital baby deaths probe

Government inspectors were today sent in to investigate deaths of mothers and babies at an NHS hospital.

The unprecedented action follows mounting concern over the series of deaths at the maternity unit in St Peter's hospital in Chertsey, Surrey.

Inspectors from the health watchdog, the Commission for Health Improvement (CHI), would not be drawn on details but confirmed they were looking into deaths going back a number of years.

I know - I'm a sick, sick puppy

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[Podie]

CarZee - don't suppose you're hiring are you? Could do with a sweet job like yours!

[CarZee]

You could be my bitch...

[JonRB]

quote:You could be my bitch...

I'm sure Mrs.CarZee would have something to say on that subject.

[Podie]

quote:
You could be my bitch...

Promise?

Actually, I'd prefer the term "biatch"... sounds a bit more numpty...!?!?

>> Edited by Podie on Thursday 11th July 14:30

[CarZee]

quote:I'm sure Mrs.CarZee would have something to say on that subject.

yeah - she'd kick you in the nuts!

Mrs CarZee is nobody's bitch

[Podie]

quote:
Mrs CarZee is nobody's bitch

.. bet you're hers though!

[CarZee]

quote:

quote: Mrs CarZee is nobody's bitch

.. bet you're hers though!

It would only be a sham marriage if I wasn't

[Podie]

it's funny 'cos it's true!

She says - "what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine"


(hence the reason she's still a girlfriend in my case...!)

>> Edited by Podie on Thursday 11th July 14:38